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It has been a very long time since I have done a film or television review thanks to a wonderful thing known as life.  Life often gets in the way of even the most basic hobbies but is often rewarding, or at least pretends to be.  So, surely the first review I have had in such a long time will be a wondrous one full of majestic characters and a stirring plot worthy of rousing ambition to the sounds of chaotic beats.  *Looks across at package*  Hazbin Hotel Season One on Blu-ray.  *Googles the synopsis*  *Sighs deeply*  I mean, if my editor wanted me to stay in quasi-retirement, he should have said so.  At least the chaotic beats part seems to be accurate.  Let's take a look.

Are we familiar with the story of the angel Lucifer and Lilith, the first woman?  No?  Well then, let's go over it.  Lilith was the first woman with Adam, and she left that man because he was controlling (mmmm hmmm).  She then shacked up with the angel Lucifer instead.  Then they gave Eve, the second woman, free will through the famous apple.  This created Hell, and then those two, Lucifer and Lilith, were sent there as punishment.