"Man will always be a man. There is no new man. We tried so hard to create a society that was equal, where there'd be nothing to envy your neighbor. But there's always something to envy. A smile, a friendship, something you don't have and want to appropriate. In this world, even a Soviet one, there will always be rich and poor. Rich in gifts, poor in gifts. Rich in love, poor in love." 

For many, Saving Private Ryan has been the measure of the perfect war film in the modern era. Without question the Steven Spielberg film is a milestone in depicting battle on the screen. But I’m going to make the possibly unpopular statement that Enemy At The Gates is a better film, and the standard by which war films should now be measured. The movie is at least almost as good technically as Private Ryan. There are battle scenes that offer the same caliber of shocking reality. And even if this movie falls a little short of the technical marvel that Private Ryan was, this movie captures the human element of war time in a way I hadn’t seen before or since.

"Fado. Fado. Long, long ago, deep in the woods there was a small stone hut. And inside the stone hut there lived an old Cailleach, a witch. Preying upon the lost, the evil old crone would first put the doomed travelers under her spell, leaving them as dazzled and vulnerable as lamplit game. The witch would shackle her stunned prey before taking them on a tour of the underworld. And sometimes a hand or a claw would reach out from the dark and tear a piece from these at the end of her chain. Pluck out an eye. Peel off an ear. And sometimes they took something from a little boy that was more valuable to him than his eyes or his ears. Any guesses which part of you that might be?"

That's just the perfect start for the latest folk horror story from the writer/director of Oddity and the lesser Caveat. Of course, I'm talking about young writer/director Damien McCarthy. He seems to have a thing for one-word titles, because his latest scare comes in the form of Hokum out on UHD Blu-ray and 4K from Neon and Alliance Entertainment. It's a refreshing effort that delivers a nice story complete with the kind of atmosphere that pulls you into the dark tale. He doesn't fall to the temptation of the cheating jump scare, and the result is well-worth the pick-up.

So, I’m usually a huge fan of dialog. That's normally my jam. I love some good wordplay. However, in the case of Exit 8, the minimalism of the dialog worked in my favor given my inability to understand Japanese. And when there are subtitles, I find my focus split between paying attention and reading. However, fortunately, Exit 8 Director Genki Kawamura intentionally constructed the film with a sparse script to replicate the isolation and quiet focus of the original video game. That’s right, it is based on a video game, and based on my research it is a pretty good likeness of the game in terms of story mechanics, visual and environmental continuity, as well as overlapping anomalies and non-playable characters (a.k.a NPCs). Inspired by the concept of liminal spaces such as the fictional Backrooms 4chain imageboard thread, the game, as well as the movie, is set in a passageway of the Japanese metro. Within this setting, the main character, an unnamed man (dubbed “The Lost Man”) is caught in a looping subway corridor and must spot possible anomalies in each loop to escape.

"I'd like to talk to you a little bit, ladies and gentlemen, about how I got in this business. There's been a lot written and a lot said, but never from my side of the story.. " 

The above quote shows up at the very beginning and very end of Baz Luhrmann's EPiC, so you pretty much know what he considered his mission to be on this film. EPiC cleverly spells out to Elvis Presley in Concert, but this is so much more than a concert film. So much so that I suspect anyone expecting this to be a concert film is likely to be disappointed. I think it was a mistake for so much of the film's marketing to leave that impression. What you get is actually so much deeper and better than a concert film. It doesn't really stand up to any traditional label. It's a documentary, but it's not. It's a concert film, but it's not. So what exactly is EPiC, and should you care that NEON and Alliance Entertainment have tag-teamed to bring it to you in UHD Blu-ray in wonderful 4K? Let me try to answer that for you.

Writer Andy Weir has a bit of a predictable science fiction style that has already struck box office gold. His novel The Martian was directed by the iconic Ridley Scott and starred Matt Damon as a lone astronaut stranded on the planet Mars. Weir's stories have a common theme that mankind might find the answers that confound us on Earth out there among the planets and the stars. Fans of that kind of hopeful science fiction won't be disappointed when they encounter Phil Lord and Christopher Miller's adaptation of another one of Weir's hopeful space stories called Project Hail Mary. The duo have been noted for their work in the Sony Spider-verse films and have most experience with animated features. Their work on Project Hail Mary should elevate them deservedly in the world of live-action science fiction with this recent release.

“We got to fit a year’s worth into 12 hours.”

So I went into this movie completely blind. All I knew were the two actors playing the lead, Callum Turner and Monica Barbaro. I was expecting your typical rom com that I’m not the intended target audience for. Then I walk into the theater and read the following tagline: Two New Yorkers search for love on the one night of the year when sex is legal. And at that moment all I can think is, what in The Purge is this nonsense? So, in this Will Gluck-directed (Friends with Benefits and Anybody But You) feature film, Turner and Barbaro play two strangers, Owen and Allie respectively, who crash into each other in an ever-so-slightly fictionalized New York on the one night when single people are allowed to have sex. Recently dumped Owen and hopeful romantic Allie may be the only two singles in the city looking for more than a quick encounter. They feel a spark when they meet, but a series of missteps and side quests complicate their night. It’s among the most ridiculous plots that I’ve heard in a while. But funnily enough, somehow it’s also one of the most entertaining movies that I’ve seen all year.

Back in the 80s and 90s, when the mom and pop video stores were thriving and the internet was basically science-fiction, the Faces of Death films were these taboo films that teenagers and gore-hounds would seek out as a way to gross out and shock friends. These films were in a category on their own, and not for the faint of heart. It was considered a part of “Mondo Cinema”, a style of film that came out of Italy in the 60s that were pseudo-documentaries or “shockumentaries” that were a collection of bizarre and often violent acts pieced together to look like an educational video. The 1978 film and the films that followed had everything from animal cruelty to executions, and for the longest time there was a debate about whether the films were real or fake or somewhere in between. When I first saw these films, I viewed them as a bit of a challenge. I loved horror and gore, and thought I could handle it at the ripe old age of fifteen. Let’s just say I’ve seen the films and the knock-offs, and my pupils have been scarred ever since. There are images from those films that still haunt me.

"You can't have your cake and eat it too."

Blake Edwards has had a long career of quirky comedies. A lot like Mel Brooks, Edwards had a style that would be character-centered, and he made a lot of money off of the human condition. He was most famous for the series of Pink Panther films that starred Peter Sellers as an awkward French detective who mostly bumbled himself to the correct solution to the murders. He focused on the performance, and it was box office gold. One of the more "charming" actors during the 1980's was Dudley Moore. He had smash hits with 10 and Arthur. He was one of the most bankable stars of the time. Blake Edwards was also the director of 10. So we have an unbeatable collaboration here that put together another quirky comedy about a "charming" bigamist, and how could it miss? Micki & Maude turned out to be one of the lesser-known films for both Edwards and Moore. But it's a part of that 80's scene, so Mill Creek has decided to give everyone another look at the film with their Retro-VHS series on Blu-ray in high definition.

"Dear Sir, we regret to inform you that following a complete review of your testing and background history, your application to Academy Training is denied. It is also my professional opinion and recommendation that you seek psychological counseling through a private psychologist or organization as soon as possible."

In the movies there are a lot of triggers that drive serial killers into their chosen field. Relentless wasn't the first or last film to use being rejected to a police academy as such a trigger. In fact, Relentless was director Willaim Lustig's second film to use the plot. Just a year earlier he directed Maniac Cop, and a year later he would direct Maniac Cop 2 as well as sign on as producer for the 2012 remake, Maniac. So it's a well he's been to a few times. Relentless was less a blood-and-gore show than the others, and it was actually thanks to Sam Raimi that he was able to use the name. Rami had directed a comedy a couple of years earlier with the name. Now titles can't be protected by a copyright. I'm sure you've noticed many songs and books with the same name.

Lucille Ball was originally a radio personality starring in a popular comedy, My Favorite Husband. It was here that she began to develop the character she would continue to play for decades in television through several shows, all bearing her name in one form or another: I Love Lucy, The Lucy Show, Here's Lucy, and Life With Lucy. See the pattern? Anyone who was a fan of the radio show would instantly recognize the red-haired actress even though they had never actually seen her on the radio. That exaggerated cry was already a staple of her physical comedy, even when she couldn't be seen. She had also toured for many years with her real-life husband, Desi Arnaz. When they could not convince a network to film a pilot of a show featuring both of them, they made it on their own dime. CBS was so impressed with the pilot they reimbursed the couple, and in 1951 I Love Lucy hit the airwaves. Now I Love Lucy is finally available on Blu-ray in HD. Desi Arnaz used film, which contributed to the quality of the image back in 1951 and allows for you to have it in HD now.