Posts by Gino Sassani

"In all the bloody pages of history, no bloody chapter was more bloody than the bloody era of the buccaneers. Over the seven seas the Brethren of the Coast, as these bloodthirsty pirates called themselves, roamed at will. Killing, plundering and looting. Writing their names in blood across the bloody record of time. They were a murderous, bloodthirsty crew who feared neither men nor the Devil. But the bloodiest of all these bloodthirsty buccaneers was the bloody pirate: Bloodthirsty Dave."

There's more blood in that prologue than the entire Friday the 13th franchise. Throw in Michael Myers and Freddy Kruger and you still won't get enough blood. But take heart, mates. The film itself is a friendly spoof of the pirate film, and the only casualties are the ones who died laughing. Donald O'Connor was a kind of poor-man's Danny Kaye, and it doesn't take long to see the resemblance, if not in stature, then in technique. What we have here is a rather silly little story with some high seas action and more than a few laughs.

"Till I run up against you, Nazi was just a word in the newspapers to me. Now it's another way to spell cockroach. Well, this place needs cleaning up, and for the next two minutes, I'm a one-man Board Of Health." 

Lucky (Ladd) runs a New York crime gang. He's dealing with two very big problems. His second, Slip Moran (Leonard) is trying to have him killed, so he employs lookalikes and doesn't let on to Slip that he's wise to his efforts. Also, his number has come up, but it's not because of Slip. It's WWII calling, and he's trying to dodge the draft. His lawyer tries one scam after another, but nothing is working. He even hires an old lady, Ma (Paige) to pose as his dependent mother but blows the scam when he gives a grand a week as his payments to her. There's nothing to be done. Lucky is going into the army, and Slip is going to be taking over the mob.

Last season saw huge changes, and now the sixth season of SEAL Team hits DVD from CBS Home Entertainment. For the first four seasons the show has enjoyed a pretty well-rated run on CBS's prime time schedule. Season 5 started out exactly the same way until after the first four episodes. The series was switched suddenly from the television network to the Paramount + streaming service, and with the switch there are several huge changes. The first is in the number of episodes shot for each season. On CBS most shows run from 20-24 episodes a season. Last year because of it being a hybrid year, you got 14 episodes. Starting this season, you will get only 10 going forward. Another change is that the production values are going up, with a wider span of locations for the team's missions. Finally, you will notice they can now do and say things they could not on network television. They make a pretty big deal of the first time they dropped an F-bomb, and there are several now as the sixth season progresses. Mostly it's good news, with the exception of the episode count. You can judge for yourself here in the first completely streamed season.

All David Boreanaz does is create iconic television characters. He has had no trouble getting work over the years. He has had the ability to jump from one successful series to another and enjoy longevity in those roles. Unlike many actors who have had big television roles, he doesn't get at all pigeonholed or typecast. In Buffy the Vampire Slayer he originated the role of the vampire Angel, who spun off to his own series for several years. Immediately after that he took on the role of an FBI agent and partner to the title character on Bones. That job lasted a decade. Before the remains of Bones could be laid to rest, he was already working on his next new series. Now he's the field leader of a Navy SEAL team, and he's going to be dodging bullets and RPG's for the foreseeable future. CBS has a big tradition of long-running shows, and I wouldn't be surprised if a decade from now I'm talking to you about the 16th season of SEAL Team.

"During the war between Maximillian and Juarez in 1865 there was a small territory on the Mexican side of the Rio Grande River known as Zona Libre - Free Zone. It was dominated by a man who called himself General Eduardo Calleja, and he made it a haven for any man outside the law. This is the story of Zone Libre."

Clete Mattson (McCrea) is swimming across the Rio Grande to the place Zona Libra with Union cavalry soldiers hot on his tail. They're shooting at him while men on the Zona Libre side makes bets on whether he'll make it. One of those bets is placed by Carmelita (De Carlo). She rushes to his side as he collapses on the riverbank. He's alive and is taken to be cared for. The General (Armendariz) agrees to meet with the man calling himself Jim Lake. But he already knows his real name and why he's here. He's a Confederate leader who has stolen $2 million in gold from the Union troops. He's here to use that gold to buy arms and supplies for the Confederate army. Of course, the General would very much like to get his hands on the gold for himself. He's not the only one. As word spreads, quite a few of the town's population of crooks want in on the deal. Clete demands fair exchange for the money and is willing to hold out until he gets it. Once a deal has been made, it's time to retrieve the gold. All the while he has been getting closer to Carmelita, who is the General's girl. But too many people know about the gold, and the film becomes a chase to get the gold.

"Most people think if they pay a few dollars to a community chest and goodwill agencies and so on, they've done their duty and they can shrug aside all responsibility. But you've got to do more than that."

Fritz Lang was one of the greatest directors of all time. He was one of the masters of the early silent films and of the German Expressionism that he brought with him when he got to Hollywood. Metropolis and M with Peter Lorre are two of the most renowned silent films ever made, and unlike many actors and directors, he was able to bring his style and talent forward when the talkies started bringing sound to our movie theaters. His later sound pictures included Beyond A Reasonable Doubt with Dana Andrews and The Return Of Frank James with Henry Fonda and Jackie Cooper. But Lang had one film he considered his first and biggest failure. It wasn't that he thought the film was bad; it wasn't. It just never caught on and pretty much lost money at the box office. That film was You And Me with George Raft and Sylvia Sidney. It's one of the few surviving Lang films I never saw, and that's hard to believ,e because I'm also a huge fan of George Raft. It's not a film that has been easily available, but now thanks to the folks at KL Studio Classics, it's out on Blu-ray. I finally got to see it, and now you can, too.

"On the night of March 8th, 1916, a large mounted force of Mexican rebels under Pancho Villa crossed the American border and attacked the town of Columbus, New Mexico, killing and wounding both American civilians and soldiers. As a result of this action, the United States Army sent an expedition into Mexico with orders to capture Villa and disperse his forces. It was during this campaign that one man, a United States Army officer, was forced to come face to face with two of the great fundamental questions that affect mankind: What is courage? What is cowardice? This is the story of his search for an answer."

John Wayne accused the film of a lack of patriotism and condemned his pal Gary Cooper for taking the role of a coward who is charged with collecting names of heroes for the Congressional Medal of Honor. He claimed the film made a mockery of the coveted award and was quite outspoken about the film's impact on our own servicemen. Was he right? That's a call you'll get to make for yourself, because KL Studio Classics has just released They Came To Cordura on Blu-ray, and you'll have the opportunity of seeing the film and drawing your own conclusions. I have my own thoughts on the film, and I'm happy to share them with you here.