Posted in: Disc Reviews by Brent Lorentson on March 10th, 2017
Every year it seems the “summer” movie season starts sooner than the year before. Here we are, the second Friday of March, and already we’ve seen the huge box office weekend for Logan, and now this weekend we have the release of Kong: Skull Island. Ever since Kong first graced the big screen back in 1933, every film that followed was a mega-event. Personally it wasn’t till 2005 that theatergoers got to fully experience the massive beast in all his glory as he became worthy of the title “the 8th wonder of the world”. Now we have Legendary Entertainment playing in the giant monster movie sandbox with plans to set up a series of monster films. All this leads up to the inevitable clash of the kaiju monsters where we will finally see the showdown of Godzilla vs. King Kong. Before we begin to get too excited, how does our current trip to Skull Island fare?
It doesn’t take long for us to get to Skull Island; in fact the film opens up on the shore of the island in 1944. Two soldiers are shot down and crash on the island, and their fight to the death continues as they pursue one another into the heart of the island. Their fight is quickly interrupted by none other than Kong, and the pair realizes they seriously have bigger things to worry about on the island. OK, I’m fine with not drawing out the reveal of Kong, but really, the first five minutes? Where’s the tension to build to his massive 300-ft-plus reveal? Sure, we’ve all seen the trailers for about a year now, so seeing Kong should be no surprise, but come on, he deserves at least some kind of a buildup.
The film jumps ahead to 1973 as the Vietnam War is coming to a close. Bill Randa (John Goodman) plays a member of MONARCH that wants to have a government-funded survey of a secret island. His plan is to beat the Russians to the discovery, but we know he’s up to something. For those who may not remember from Godzilla just a couple years ago, MONARCH is an agency that investigates giant monsters and attempts to monitor them in secret from the rest of the world. Randa is given his military escort and his funding to check out the island, which leads to the building of the rest of his team.
No time is wasted as we see Samuel L. Jackson hired on to lead the military escort with his merry band of misfit soldiers. Packard (Jackson) isn’t happy about the war ending, especially with it looking as though America is on the losing side of things, so right off the bat we know he has something to prove. We jump to James Conrad (Tom Hiddleson) being hired on as an expert tracker with British military service under his belt. The writers using the name Conrad is no doubt a wink and a nod to Josesph Conrad, who wrote the novel Heart of Darkness, which is what the film Apocalypse Now was based on. What does that tidbit have to do with anything? Well, this is pretty much more a monster movie remake of the famous Vietnam War classic than it is a Kong movie. The last of the recruitments for the “survey” team is Mason Weaver (Brie Larson), who is an acclaimed war photographer who has signed on for this because she suspects there is more to this mission than anyone is letting on.
With the team assembled, again no time is wasted before we climb aboard a ship and they depart for the island. I’m all for moving things along, but part of what I felt Godzilla had going for it was the relationships that were built in the first act of the film as we were given a little bit of heart. This time around the film has no time to take a breath and let us get to know the characters as anything more than monster food fodder, which even goes against what we got out of Apocalypse Now, the film it is desperately attempting to imitate. We get the helicopter invasion on the island, we get the rock music blaring as they move in for their attack, but Kong is not too pleased with his unexpected guests, and he swats the helicopters down with ease. OK, so when we see Kong, it’s almost impossible for me not to get a little excited seeing him do his thing, destroying things and eating people; seeing him on the rampage on his home turf is what I wanted out of this movie. But this is all very short-lived.
Don’t get me wrong, the visual effects are amazing, the cinematography is beautiful, but the story is about as flimsy as it comes with virtually transparent characters. It doesn’t take much to figure out where this film is heading, and that is frustrating considering the time put into this film as well as the talent.
When the survey team discovers the natives on the island, we are reintroduced to the American soldier who crashed earlier in the film, who is now played by John C. Reilly. For me, Reilly was one of the better things about the film, where generally the rest of the cast seemed to just show up for the role and collect a check. Granted most of this cast has more talent on their worst day than most actors that are out there, but it’s evident that not everyone here is showing up to deliver their best performance.
There are a lot of CGI monsters that are on display for us to marvel at; our introduction to the “Skull Crawlers” is a pretty awesome one as we see our team of surveyors travelling through a bone graveyard of Kong’s ancestors. It leads to a fun fight, but really all I wanted was to see more Kong, and that comes in a way too limited supply here. Many of these fights and monster sequences felt stale and rehashed in my opinion, and where the blame falls with this is on the director, Jordan Vogt-Roberts, who previously only had one other feature film credit. I understand with Godzilla it worked hiring a smaller- budget filmmaker to helm the film, but he was a guy who loved giant monster films. When it comes to Kong: Skull Island, the same love and passion for the genre just doesn’t come through.
I love seeing giant monsters on the screen battle it out, and what Legendary Pictures has planned still has me very excited, but a little more cautious now. They came out of the gate strong in my opinion with Godzilla. I know not everyone agrees, but I love just about every frame of that film. Kong: Skull Island, came to the table with strong trailers and a great cast, but it just doesn’t measure up. People may complain about the pacing of Godzilla, but there was at least an emotional connection forged with the characters, where this time around it simply felt like a safe, on-the-rails theme park ride. Sure, there is popcorn fun, but nothing that leaves a mark as this classic cinematic character deserves.