Posts by Brent Lorentson

It’s that time of the year again when critics start to makes their lists of the top films they’ve seen since January. Personally, this year has been a bit lackluster when it comes to “great” films, but there have been a lot of fun films to come out this year. To be even more specific, the horror genre has kind of taken off the year in my opinion. Now, while Sting may not be the best horror film of the year, it is a lot of fun.  Every year there’s that fun movie that comes along that flies under the radar, but I feel is great. Cocaine Bear and Violent Night immediately come to mind. Sting, at least in my humble opinion, is what going to the cinema is all about. It’s not high art, but instead it’s pure escapism, and it’s just a fun way to shut your brain off for 90 minutes while a giant alien spider wreaks havoc on a New York apartment. Is it the most original concept? No, but it has just enough scares and blood to make arachnophobes squirm in their seats.

Sting is a film that I feel could have been made in the heyday of Amblin films, when Spielberg was behind films like Poltergeist and Gremlins, and I’d almost put it on that level if the plot wasn’t so familiar. The film takes place within an apartment complex in Brooklyn after an alien spider egg crashes through a window and Charlotte (Alyla Browne), a young girl with a rebellious streak as well as a talent for comic book art, finds the baby spider and calls it Sting. The film spends a good portion with her family: Ethan (Ryan Corr), her stepdad who happens to be a comic book artist while also working as a part-time super in the complex; then there is her mom, Heather (Penelope Mitchell) and her newborn brother. A good portion of the film revolves around Ethan struggling to juggle his work life as well as adjust to becoming a family man, and we see the stress that he is going through. As for Charlotte, she finds sanctuary in her room and enjoys spending time with her new pet and slowly starts to realize that Sting is no typical spider.

As a horror fan, 2024 has easily been one of the best years for horror releases in a long time. It’s not just that we’ve gotten several horror releases this year, but the quality and the diversity of the genre has kept the year fresh. Cuckoo is one of the better horror films of the year. It sadly got overlooked at the box office, but it’s one of those films that for those who have seen it, I feel it leaves an impression, because aside from taking familiar tropes, it manages to feel fresh but also has a WTF factor that seems harder to come by these days. In my opinion, Cuckoo is a film that works better knowing as little as you can about it. Going in blind definitely puts you firmly in place to enjoy the film’s ambiguity, and when it starts to go into some strange directions, just go with it. The film may seem a bit odd and confusing as it progresses, but that’s the fun of it.

Gretchen (Hunter Schafer) is the film’s protagonist; she’s a precocious American teenager who is stuck going on vacation with her father, Luis (Martin Csokas), along with his new wife (Jessica Henwick) and their mute daughter, Alma (Mila Lieu). The vacation is to a remote resort in the Bavarian Alps. It’s a beautiful setting, though you’ll have to allow for the slightest bit of suspension of disbelief that a fully equipped hospital is nearby. Now this sort of makes sense as the film plays on, but it’s really just a way to keep the narrative going. The resort is run by Herr Konig (Dan Stevens), and he has invited Luis to the resort with hopes of them working together on creating a new project … though from the moment Gretchen meets Konig, she knows not to trust him, but it takes a bit to find out if she’s right or not.

It has been a while since I’ve seen a movie as clever and as bonkers as Hundreds of Beavers. This is a movie that no studio would ever consider doing; it’s a fun and wild homage to the silent film era and the old B&W cartoons, most notably the Warner Brothers cartoons. But really this film is more than that. It is rich with so much slapstick influence, while visually it’s a marvel with its use of miniatures and creating images that make it look like cell animation that has come to life … all while looking like a film that a group of friends got together and decided to make. On a surface level this film seems like it would fail, but after the first 15 minutes I was mesmerized and in love. I’d imagine the casual filmgoer would take a look at this film and immediately check out, and that’s fine. This is a movie for a niche audience and is destined for cult status … It’s funny … It’s weird … But what’s it all about?

The film kicks off with Jean Kayak (Ryland Brickson Cole Tews), an apple farmer who has his business destroyed by a group of beavers. Months later while trying to survive in the harsh winter, Jean struggles to find food, that is until a kind hunter takes him under his wing. But it isn’t long before a new threat comes along and Jean is left on his own again.  I should mention that the animals in the film (raccoons, beavers, dogs, rabbits, etc.) are played by mascots … yes, people in costumes, and this only adds to the fun absurdity of the film. There is also the Merchant (Doug Mancheski) who Jean goes to for supplies. The Merchant has a daughter who Jean is fond of, but he has to prove himself to the father in order to ask for her hand in marriage. Just how does he need to prove himself, you may ask? Well, Jean has to become an accomplished trapper and bring the merchant “hundreds of beavers”. What ensues is a hilarious but repetitive quest we see Jean go on to kill all these beavers. There’s more to the story, and when this gets into the third act, it takes a fun little twist and just manages to get even crazier until the credits roll.

There are certain filmmakers who are working today that when I hear about them working on a film I can’t help but get excited. Guys like Quentin Tarantino and Ridley Scott are a bit obvious, but for good reason. With the new wave of filmmakers a couple who come to mind are the Safdie brothers (Good Times and Uncut Gems), S. Craig Zahler (Bone Tomahawk, and Brawl in Cell Block 99), Gareth Evans (The Raid films), and then there is Jeremy Saulnier, who has previously knocked my knickers off with Blue Ruin and Green Room. Saulnier is one of those rare talents who knows how to capture the darkness in his characters and takes them to edge and puts them through some pretty hellish kinds of situations, but he manages to keep it all in the realm of reality where we as a viewer can feel everything we are watching could really happen. The way he depicts violence in his films is one aspect that makes it feel so real. He’s unflinching with bones breaking, stab wounds, or shootouts. This rawness he gives his films, and then there is the grittiness to the way he shoots his films. It can be a beautiful backdrop even inside a dying small town, but he’s able to slip in the grime of the characters or create an atmosphere where it feels as though violence can erupt at any moment. So when I first heard about Rebel Ridge, you bet I was excited, though I’ll admit I was disappointed it wasn’t getting a theatrical release and instead it was going straight to Netflix. Was it worth the wait?

I should also mention that the wait for this film was a long one. It was expected to start production in 2020, but because of COVID restrictions it got delayed to 2021. When I originally heard about the film it was going to have John Boyega in the lead role. Now I’ve been a fan of Boyega since I saw him in Attack the Block, so this was casting I was excited about, but then suddenly the film shut down and Boyega had left the film. Normally this kind of thing would kill a film production, but as it would turn out I feel it was a blessing in disguise, because the replacement was a relatively unknown, Aaron Pierre, to play the lead.  Aaron Pierre is what makes this film, and if he doesn’t become a star after this, that is a damn shame.

Every year there are a few gems that come along that surprise me. Last year, for instance, Perfect Days and Past Lives were a couple of my favorite films from last year. Now we still haven’t even entered award season, and there have been a few films I feel have been pretty great. Furiosa is one, and then there is Love Lies Bleeding, the violent sexual thriller from A24 I just didn’t see coming. I’ve heard some buzz on this one, but to be honest, having Kristen Stewart in it kind of turned me off. Sure, I liked her as the kid in Panic Room, but since then aside from Adventureland and American Ultra I just haven’t been that impressed. But with awards season coming up, I felt I needed to give this film a shot. Worst case scenario it’s at least less than two hours, so no big loss … Now that I’ve seen it, man, I’m kicking myself for waiting so long to see this. Love Lies Bleeding is this unexpected gift that as it continues to play it takes you on this unexpected journey through love and extreme violence that kind of feels like what would happen if the Coen brothers had a cinematic love child with David Cronenberg. Yes, it is that cool, queer, and weird all at once.

It is 1989, and Lou (Kristen Stewart) runs a gym in the middle of nowhere in New Mexico. Lou’s introduction isn’t a pretty one. It has her with her hand stuck in a toilet as she’s trying to unclog it. By the end of the film you’ll realize just how much of a visual metaphor this really is for the character, because throughout the film she is the one stuck trying to clean up everyone’s mess. Whether it is an abusive relationship, a girlfriend’s instability, or her father’s life of crime, Lou gets involved, and things just get really messy.

In 1989 John Woo released The Killer, and it became an instant classic in Hong Kong cinema. The Killer and Hard Boiled were my introduction to John Woo and his Gun Fu cinema. The way he choreographed his shootouts it was like watching this beautiful bullet-fueled ballet and typically always shot in slow motion. When he came to the US, John Woo was able to find some success in the action genre, delivering hits like Broken Arrow and Face/Off. His career has kind of cooled off, and when they announced that Woo was going to be remaking The Killer, I’ll admit I hated the idea. It’s a movie I don’t feel can really be improved, but with Woo involved, I was still willing to give the film a chance. My concerns were pretty much confirmed when I heard about the casting and I saw this was going to be a straight-to-streaming release. Let me be very blunt; the 1989 version of The Killer is top-tier action, and it is a film that I feel just can’t easily be replicated, nor should it be. Unfortunately Hollywood just wants to reboot and remake everything … Now, bringing back John Woo to helm this film is just about the only thing I feel Universal got right, but at the same time I feel they just didn’t understand what they were doing with this property. This isn’t a film that should be just made for streaming; this is a film that deserves a little reverence. This should have been treated like a tent-pole release with a huge budget and A-list stars, because this could have been something special, but instead we got this forgettable film that has moments of fun, but mostly it falls flat.

The story is relatively simple. Zee (Nathalie Emmanuel) is an assassin hired to eliminate a room filled with targets, and in the process of completing her mission she ends up blinding Jenn (Diana Silvers), a singer. In a moment of pity, she lets the singer live, and this proves to be problematic decision for Zee, since no one was meant to survive. Finn (Sam Worthington) is Zee’s handler and was hired by a crime boss who’s had a large shipment of heroin stolen from him. The men Zee was hired to kill were apparently part of this large drug heist which was valued at $350 million. Then there is Inspector Sey (Omar Sy), who has recently killed a criminal who was connected to the drug heist, and this criminal also has ties to a Saudi prince. Sey discovers his case is connected to Zee, and the two have to reluctantly join forces so they can stay alive and solve his case.

Ever since I saw the Demon House documentary in 2018 I’ve kind of been obsessed with this story. It is one of the best documented stories of the paranormal out there with a number of witnesses, many of whom are government officials, and people who you would consider reliable. It was inevitable that a film would be done about this house, and it seems Lee Daniels (Precious and The Butler) is the guy who got the job. This story is one that took a while to bring to the screen, and what kind of blows my mind when it comes to bringing these “true stories” to life is that they find these fascinating stories and then decide to just change things and make them more “Hollywood”, and for the most part that is never a decision that improves the story (like was it necessary to change the location from Indiana to Pennsylvania?). So I’m going to just say that if you want the “true” story, check out the documentary. It is at least a nice companion to the film … As for my review of the film, I’m just going to focus as much as I can on the film and ignore the true story.

Ebony (Andra Day) is a single mother trying to raise her three kids while also trying to help out her mother, Alberta (Glenn Close), who is going through chemo treatments. Ebony is dealing with a drinking problem and some abuse towards her children and has Cynthia (Mo’Nique), a DCS officer, looking in on her. The first half of this film for the most part is about the family dynamic, their struggles to get along under the same roof and deal with their finances. Ebony is far from a likeable character. It is clear her intentions are good, but she is on the brink of falling apart … and then the paranormal stuff kicks in.

“Ladies and gentlemen! Start your engines.”

Back in 2015 when Mad Max: Fury Road was released, it was a film that I don’t think anyone expected audiences to respond to as they did. It was 30 years since audiences had last been to the Australian Wasteland when they previously saw Max, then played by Mel Gibson, play the title hero in a dystopian trilogy that has a very loyal fan base. Fury Road managed to exceed expectations as it delivered on having over-the-top chases through the desert wasteland, spectacular stunts, a great score, and then there was the character of Furiosa, played by Charlize Theron, as a one-armed badass who managed to steal the film from Tom Hardy, who was now starring in the title role of Max. While I do love Fury Road, my major gripe was with the over-simplicity of the film. Basically it is nothing more than one large chase where our heroes spend 2/3 heading in one direction and then in the final portion decide to turn around and continue their chase. I have nothing against a great car chase; after all, I still think Vanishing Point is hands down the ultimate car film with the best chases put to celluloid, but considering George Miller had 30 years to brainstorm ideas and come up with a script, I would have hoped for a better story. Now we have Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga, this time only nine years in the making. Expectations are pretty high, and with the summer box office looking pretty bleak, theater chains are in need of a hero, and it looks like Furiosa could fit the bill. Does the film succeed in being everything audiences could hope for and need, or is this just another dumpster-fire cash grab by the studios just churning out a sequel hoping it will stay in theaters longer than a few weeks before hitting VOD?

Jeff Nichols is one of those directors who may not be a household name, but he’s one of the few working directors out there who I feel is just one box office hit away from breaking out and becoming one of the modern greats. The 2012 film Mud is hands down my favorite from his filmography. Then there is Take Shelter and Midnight Special that are close behind. While these may not be considered box office hits, these films I feel are each cinematic gems that deserve to be checked out. So of course when I hear he is helming The Bikeriders with a stacked cast of Tom Hardy, Austin Butler, Jodie Comer, Michael Shannon (who was also in Midnight Special and Take Shelter), Boyd Holbrook, and Damon Herriman, this easily became one of the films I was most looking forward to this year. As it turns out, this is one of the most frustrating film experiences I’ve sat through in some time.

The film is about the midwest biker culture from 1965-1973, a film that was heavily influenced by Easy Rider but was attempting to have a little more grit, but for me it just never quite felt right. Danny (Mike Faist) was a photographer who hung out with the biker gang that called themselves The Vandals and is interviewing Kathy (Jodie Comer) to get her perspective on the rise of the gang. This interview is basically used as a narration for the film, and gives it this weird Goodfellas vibe, and for me this just didn’t work. First let me say I’m a fan of Jodie Comer, and I feel she is one of the great rising stars working right now, but the accent she was using for this role had me wanting to jam needles in my ears, I literally had to stop the film at one point just to walk away for a bit. It may have been authentic to the character, but yikes, it was like Fargo on steroids and a helium balloon. Anyway, Kathy is our introduction to the gang, and we meet everyone through her perspective, and we see her relationship develop with Benny (Austin Butler). He’s the pretty boy of the group and does a good job of playing a tough-guy version of James Dean. Leading the gang is Johnny (Tom Hardy), who plays this role effortlessly it seems, and just has this essence of cool so that it’s no surprise why these other bikers want to follow him and be like him.

For horror fans, the past couple of years have been pretty great with the amount of quality films we’ve been getting. Now, for the amount of good films we’ve gotten, there should be no surprise that there have been some duds along the way. This year I’m feeling like Night Swim is the worst of the bunch. As for Tarot, I have to admit I went into this one with pretty low expectations, but the trailer had enough in it for me to want to still give it a try. While I missed it in theaters, this weekend I caught it on Netflix, and I’ve got to say, it’s better than I expected, but still it left me wanting more. The film opens up with a group of friends renting a mansion in the middle of nowhere to celebrate their friend’s birthday. When they run out of beer, they search the home looking for more to drink but end up finding more than they bargained for when they find a door telling them to Keep Out … but this is a horror movie, so of course they open the door that leads to a creepy basement filled with creepy artifacts. When they find a deck of tarot cards, Haley (Harriet Slater), the tarot expert of the group, volunteers to give everyone a reading, and of course curses them all in the process. It is a very simple setup, and it is effective for this kind of horror film. Sure, it is a twist on the Final Destination franchise, as we see them each die how their tarot reading told. I was totally on board for this direction … but the directors got in the way of themselves by showing us (the audience) too much and too soon.

What makes the Final Destination films work so well is that the villain is death itself, and it is something we don’t get to see; instead we see the environments of the characters turned into deathtraps. In Tarot death for these kids takes the form of their final card drawn, whether it is a magician, a jester, or whatever character is on the card. To make it worse, I hated the look of all these “death” characters brought to life. Then there is of course the character that is there to explain why the cards are cursed and who is behind it all, and that is fine, but again, this just felt like a wasted character.