Posted in Bitchy Rants by Gino Sassani on June 15th, 2013
You know, it sure ain’t easy taking care of our kids these days. Everywhere you turn there’s a Russian mobster trying to kill you, or another dirtbag throwing a terrorist party. And guess who’s always around when it’s time to open up the presents? That’s right. It’s me. At least the kid has decided to get into the family business: Killing Scumbags. Being a father means having to give up your vacation once in a while. Yippee Ki Yah, Happy Father’s Day from John McClane.