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Bug

Posted in Disc Reviews by David Annandale on August 28th, 2004

Synopsis

An earthquake opens up a crevasse in outside a desert town in California. Emerging fromthe earth is a species of large cockroach that cause fires. Entomologist Bradford Dilman is at firstfascinated by the bugs, but when his wife is burned to death, he becomes obsessed with…well, something (exactly what his motivations are at this turning point in the plot are hard tofathom, and are the film’s major weakness). The firebugs are dying, and Dilman breeds themwith the common c…
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Orca

Posted in Disc Reviews by David Annandale on August 27th, 2004

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Synopsis

Fisherman Richard Harris ignores the warnings of whale expert Charlotte Rampling andattempts to capture a killer whale, the idea being to make a mint by selling it to an aquarium.Everything goes horribly wrong, and he accidentally kills a pregnant female (the scene is prettydamn gruesome). The whale’s mate mounts a vendetta against Harris. It attacks boats and causeshuge fires, turning the town against him, and then lures him out for a final confrontation.

The Ja…
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I Married a Monster from Outer Space

Posted in Disc Reviews by David Annandale on August 27th, 2004

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Synopsis

Returning home from his stag, the about-to-be-married Tom Tryon is abducted by an alienmonster, who then takes his place at the wedding. Bride Gloria Talbott notices right away thather husband is behaving rather strangely, but by the time she suspects that he really ISN’T herhusband, the takeover of the town of Norrisville has begun, and the poor woman doesn’t knowwho is human, and who is an alien. The aliens have invaded to breed with our women (!!!).

Obviously ins…
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From Jesus to Christ: The First Christians

Posted in Disc Reviews by David Annandale on August 27th, 2004

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Synopsis

This is a four-part series that aired on PBS’s Frontline. Four hours long, it is ahistorical/archaeological look at Jesus’ life and that of his early followers. The series has time todelve into detail, and so the whole context of the era, political and otherwise, is presented. Ratherthan use cheesy recreations, the documentary shows us actual settings and interweaves these withinterviews with experts in the field.

Audio

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Laverne & Shirley – The Complete First Season

Posted in Disc Reviews by David Annandale on August 11th, 2004

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Synopsis

Set in the same 1950s never-land as Happy Days, Laverne & Shirley starsPenny Marshall and Cindy Williams as its eponymous heroines, two bottle-cappers at the ShotzBrewery in Milwaukee. Laverne is the cynical, semi-bad girl, while Shirley is the wide-eyedPollyanna and conscience of the pair. Both hope for more in life, and inevitably wind up inawkward situations.

The first few episodes assured ratings success by working Henry Winkler’s Fonzie into the…
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Judas

Posted in Disc Reviews by David Annandale on August 11th, 2004

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Synopsis

It’s the story of Jesus one more time (stop me if you’ve already heard it), in this instance seenthrough the eyes of Judas (Johnathon Schaech). Enraged by the oppression of his people, Judasis a would-be revolutionary who believes he sees in Jesus the leader he has been hoping for, onewho will lead the Jews in a revolt against the Romans. He is increasingly disillusioned by Jesus’lack of commitment to armed resistance, and the bitter disappointment he feels ultimately leads…
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Star Trek Voyager – The Complete Third Season

Posted in Disc Reviews by Gino Sassani on July 11th, 2004

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Season three of Voyager was the most exciting so far. This is the year Q, one of Star Trek’s most beloved characters, adds Janeway to his list of captains to pester. The powerful Borg would also enter Voyager’s universe in Season three. The year would end with a cliffhanger that also introduces 7 of 9 to the cast. This was Kes’s final year. There’s no question that the show’s dynamics went from stun to kill. Episodes became a bit more standalone. The long overdone Kazon arc would be abandoned for more compelling dram…
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South Park – The Complete Fourth Season

Posted in Disc Reviews by Gino Sassani on July 6th, 2004

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South Park had peaked with Season 3. The film was a huge hit and some of the best stuff came out that year. Season 4 would become a more up and down year. It’s obvious that the Stone and Parker team decided to push the envelope a bit further. This is also the year we got wheelchair bound Timmy. I liked Timmy at first, but he just gets old fast. One of the highlights of this season is the last episode. Another Mr. Hanky Christmas episode has the boys creating a special computer Christmas card called “The Spirit of Chr…
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Heartburn

Posted in Disc Reviews by David Annandale on June 30th, 2004

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Synopsis

Meryl Streep is Nora Ephron and Jack Nicholson is Carl Bernstein. Well, the names aredifferent, but Ephron’s script is based on her novel, which in turn is based on her fractiousmarriage to the Watergate journalist. He is the inveterate womanizer, while she is one of thosefemale protagonists so beloved of romantic comedies that are supposed, I think, to be“charmingly insecure” but read instead as “high-maintenance neurotic.” They get married, andvery swiftly things begin to…
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Perfect Score, The

Posted in Disc Reviews by David Annandale on June 28th, 2004

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Synopsis

Tormented by the tyranny of SAT scores, which will determine university acceptance andfuture opportunities, six high school students band together to steal the answers to the dreadedtest. Personalities clash, but their common need unites the unlikely band (mixing basketball star,cynical rich girl, class brain, stoner, and so on). The night comes for the big heist, and by the nextmorning, everyone will have learned Valuable Life Lessons.

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Stepford Wives, The

Posted in Disc Reviews by Gino Sassani on June 25th, 2004

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The 1970s was a fertile time for feminist movements. This film was amazingly cited by both sides of the argument, never seeming to please either. Feminists considered the film to be a slap in the face of the “modern woman”. It was accused of undermining years of progress to the age-old stereotypes of a woman’s place. At the same time anti-feminists citied it as a mockery of what were considered wholesome American values. It’s strange that a film that was never intended to be part of these controversies couldn’t seem …
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Frasier – The Complete Third Season

Posted in Disc Reviews by Archive Authors on June 18th, 2004

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Everyone’s favorite television psychiatrist is back for his third go around. Frasier and his emmy award winning cast return for one of the better seasons that the series produced. The third season sees more wackiness, more Eddie jokes, and more shenanigans at the radio station. The biggest story shift this year is Niles’ (David Hyde Pierce) separation from the still unseen Maris, leaving him more free time to moon over Daphne (Jane Leeves). In a half-season arc, Frasier (Kelsey Grammer) finds himself at odds with, an…
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World of Suzie Wong, The

Posted in Disc Reviews by David Annandale on June 14th, 2004

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Synopsis

William Holden is an artist in Hong Kong. After an inane meet-cute, he falls in love withSusie Wong (Nancy Kwan), who turns out to be a prostitute. After the initial romance, all sorts ofteeth-clenching and agonizing of this and that make up the rest of the film. Pure soap-operatics,in other words. Having Holden fall in love with a forbidden woman in Hong Kong is just a bittoo reminiscent of Love is a Many-Splendored Thing (which itself is prettyunintentionally funny…
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Just For You / Here Comes the Groom

Posted in Disc Reviews by David Annandale on June 13th, 2004

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Synopsis

Just For You is a Technicolor musical with Bing Crosby as a Broadway producer,and Jane Wyman as his leading lady/fiancee. Though a big financial success, Crosby has beenfalling down on the job as a father, neglecting his adolescent children. At best. He comesperilously close to losing all audience sympathy when he tears into his son’s attempts atsongwriting. He determines to turn over a new life, but his parenting skills are really put to thetest when his son falls i…
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Fancy Pants

Posted in Disc Reviews by David Annandale on June 13th, 2004

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Synopsis

Bob Hope plays a hopeless American actor in England during the early 1900s. Lucille Ballis the daughter of a newly rich family, and though she may be dressed in finery, she’s very mucha bull in the china shop of English society. Believing Hope to be a butler, Ball’s mother hireshim to teach Ball some etiquette, and hauls the poor soul back to the American frontier, where allmanner of indignities ensue.

The comedy hasn’t aged particularly well, though some of the sma…
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Three Blind Mice

Posted in Disc Reviews by David Annandale on June 13th, 2004

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Synopsis

When three Vietnamese men are found dead, the prime suspect is a war vet who promisedto kill them after they were acquitted of assaulting his wife. Said vet slaughtered an entire villageduring the war, and the man who got him acquitted then, Brian Dennehy, is reluctantly convincedto take on the case. Though at first it seems that the prosecution has an iron-clad case, bit by bitDennehy finds clues that point to a frame-up.

About as typical a made-for-TV mystery as o…
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Summer School

Posted in Disc Reviews by Archive Authors on June 8th, 2004

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Summer School is one of those films that I really enjoyed as a boy growing up in the 80’s. It had crazy characters, pretty girls, funny one-liners and cool people, like Mark Harmon. Watching the film today, I can honestly say that it is as good now as it was then. The only problem is, I have matured as a person and as a movie viewer. The characters are still crazy, but they are also largely annoying. The girls are still pretty, and the foreign exchange student is the same woman who played Allota Fagina in A…
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Tupac: Resurrection

Posted in Disc Reviews by David Annandale on June 2nd, 2004

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Synopsis

Tupac Shakur narrates his own life (almost, it would seem, from beyond the grave), taking usfrom his birth (and even before — he discusses his gestation inside his imprisoned activistmother) to his childhood, and then through the ups and downs (emotional, legal and otherwise)of his career. Personal beliefs, politics, and the whole nine yards are laid out for us.

The editing is very clever, and one notes this particularly in the opening. Immediately afterthe sound o…
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Star Trek Voyager – The Complete Second Season

Posted in Disc Reviews by Gino Sassani on June 1st, 2004

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Star Trek Voyager came into its own during season two. This was the first full season of the Star Trek spin-off. Superior to its sister show Deep Space Nine, Voyager once again brought the concept of exploration to the Star Trek universe.

The season was very uneven. There is the absolutely terrible and contrived episode “The 37’s” which start off with an old pickup truck floating in space. For the first time a starship lands, and I think that was an unwise development. This is the episode where the crew fi…
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Funny About Love

Posted in Disc Reviews by David Annandale on May 23rd, 2004

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Synopsis

Gene Wilder is Duffy Bergman, a “controversial” cartoonist (though the brief glimpses ofhis cartoons fail to explain his wild success). After a traditional romantic comedy “meet cute,”he and Christine Lahti fall in love and marry. When Wilder’s growing obsession with having ababy meets with frustration, the marriage cracks apart.

Let us consider the subject matter of Nimoy’s directorial track record: Baby Boom.Three Men and a Baby. The Good Mother>. This piece. Bit of a trend, wouldn’tyou say? At any rate, this effort is nothing to write home about: unfunny comedy andmanipulative tear-jerking. Yawn.

Audio

The sound arrives in both 5.1 and 2.0, but one has to wonder why anyone went to the troubleof creating a 5.1 mix, when the result is essentially undetectable. There is virtually no surroundto speak of, except when music is playing — all sorts of obvious opportunities for envelopingsound effects (as when Wilder and Lahti are in a taxi stuck in New York traffic) are wasted.

Video

The picture gets off on the wrong foot, with a very grainy and dirty opening. The picturequality improves after the credits, but dirt and specks continue to show up sporadically. Theblacks, flesh tones and colours are fine. An acceptable transfer, then, but the print could be inbetter shape.

Special Features

None.

Closing Thoughts

Late-career stuff for Gene Wilder. In other words, steer clear.

Back to the Beach

Posted in Disc Reviews by David Annandale on May 23rd, 2004

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Synopsis

Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello essentially play themselves. Once a teen surf idol andMouseketeer, they are now, respectively, a stressed-out car salesman and a neurotic housewife.Their son is a leather-bedecked punk who addresses the camera directly to itemize the failingsof his parents. A trip to LA revives aging pair’s youthful spirit, however, thanks also to cameosfrom everyone from Bob Denver (in Gilligan outfit) to Pee-Wee Herman.

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President’s Analyst, The

Posted in Disc Reviews by David Annandale on May 20th, 2004

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James Coburn is Dr. Sidney Schaefer, a rather self-satisfied analyst. His ego is given anenormous boost when he is assigned a new patient: the President (who is never seen). Barely hashe begun his new job when he realizes that he is being watched, and his paranoia goes throughthe roof. But just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you. And they are.Every spy agency imaginable, foreign and domestic, wants Dr. Schaefer — either alive to get hissecrets,…
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Paycheck

Posted in Disc Reviews by David Annandale on May 18th, 2004

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Synopsis

Ben Affleck is a brilliant reverse engineer. He is hired by different companies to puzzle outand improve on their competitors’ technologies, then has his memory of his work wiped so hecannot divulge what he knows. His current job is something big. In exchange for a couple ofyears of his life, he will be granted huge stock options. But when he collects his paycheck, all hegets is a collection of mundane objects in a manilla envelope. And then everybody is trying tokill him. …
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Lucy Must be Traded, Charlie Brown

Posted in Disc Reviews by Archive Authors on April 28th, 2004

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I spent many an evening as a child watching the Peanuts gang in one of their famous holiday specials. I looked in my backyard for The Great Pumpkin at Halloween, and I often times decorated my very own Charlie Brown Christmas tree at Christmastime. Obviously, I was not alone in my enjoyment of these cartoons, as the very same shows are aired even now, during the appropriate time of year.

The popularity of these cartoons has not escaped the attention of the estate of Charles Schultz, either. In an attempt to…
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Timeline

Posted in Disc Reviews by David Annandale on April 27th, 2004

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Synopsis

When archaeologist Billy Connolly disappears, and his glasses and a parchment with hiswriting on it turn up in a ruins dating back to 1357, son Paul Walker and friends realizesomething weird is going on here. It turns out that weasel entrepreneur David Thewlis hasaccidentally tapped into a wormhole that permits time travel to that area of France, and in thatyear (smack in the middle of the Hundred Years’ War). Walker, Frances O’Connor, GerardButler and others travel back to…
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