Posted in: The Reel World by Jeremy Butler on September 21st, 2025
“Now we’re playing some football.”
Let’s just start with the high marks: Marlon does his thing, which I fully expected that he would. Right when you think that we have already seen the best that he has to offer, he finds a new gear, and let it be known that he will not be typecast as just a comedian or as a writer or as producer. He is, in fact, him. Pun intended. Tyriq Withers shows some promise as a leading man, and like his character is clearly hungry to make a name for himself, with this project being his second box office horror appearance this year (the other being I Know What You Did Last Summer). Also, you can see Jordan’s Peele’s influence on the film, as there are a handful of similarities to his previous projects. However, Him, while entertaining, does not achieve the same impact as those aforementioned projects. There was plenty of intrigue, but the train somewhat comes off the track, particularly in regard to the film’s conclusion.
Posted in: No Huddle Reviews by Gino Sassani on September 21st, 2025
"The foxes have holes, and the birds of the air have nests. The son of man hath nowhere to lay his head." I couldn't remember if it was from Luke or John, but it looked like I'd just joined a very exclusive club. It was Matthew, and reading the rest of the chapter before I fell asleep helped me get over the feeling I had when I watched almost everything I own go up in smoke. I tried to drown the rest of my thoughts in beer; that never really works. And the alcohol in my blood didn't make an August night in Boston any cooler. Actually I was being urban-renewed out of my office. I had to move uptown. Of course, uptown for me is still downtown for most people. My new place was at 357 Mass Avenue over a cheap cigar store and a florist specializing in day-old flowers at an office that used to belong to Madam Martino, a psychic."
If that psychic had still been in business, I wonder if she could have predicted the life of television icon Robert Urich. He would pass away at a very young 55 years of age from an extremely rare form of cancer. But in that short time he would set the record for the most television shows by anyone as the leading actor/character.
Posted in: The Reel World by Dakota Nivens on September 21st, 2025
Watching a production as high-caliber as The Conjuring: Last Rites (2025) naturally comes with a lot of hype, with its Hollywood budget and immense popularity. It is refreshing to see a Hollywood horror film treated with real seriousness, the kind that draws both genre diehards and casual viewers, and my theater was packed as evidence of that. Within its shared universe there are nine, debatably ten, entries you can binge, including Annabelle (2014-2019) and The Nun (2018-2023) with their sequels. The debated tenth, The Curse of La Llorona (2019), is only loosely connected through Father Perez from the Annabelle films. As the title suggests, The Conjuring: Last Rites (2025) positions itself as the capstone to this first phase, and it is wrapped with a cathartic finality. I think one of the main reasons for its success is the fact that these movies are based on real events and experiences from the perspective of the Warrens. While you are watching something horrifying and seemingly fictional, you keep in mind that these are lived experiences as recounted by Ed and Lorraine Warren. It is haunting to think such paranormal events happened, and to imagine the bravery it takes for the Warrens to dedicate their lives to helping others confront such phenomena. Whether you believe in the paranormal or not, the cases in these movies are drawn from reported events, and the claims from the families they helped are well documented. For me, I err on the side of phenomenology, accepting these experiences as truth while accounting for the mind’s power to shape perceived reality, even amid skepticism and the possibility of fabrication.
In the film, The Conjuring: Last Rites (2025) is loosely based on the Smurl haunting, which took place in West Pittston, Pennsylvania in the 1980s, where the story is also set. Although the Warrens lived in Connecticut, they decided to help the Smurl family after their daughter, Judy Warren, was drawn there through supernatural forces she could not explain. Shortly after, they discovered a previously unknown connection to the house through a mirror the Warrens had encountered before Judy’s birth. The writers took creative liberties suited to the big screen, deviating from real accounts in ways that still felt tasteful and respectful to the family involved.
Posted in: No Huddle Reviews by Gino Sassani on September 18th, 2025
"I'm telling you, it's empty nest syndrome. First Jess leaves for California. Then Torres volunteers to go deep under cover. And now McGee is applying for the Deputy Director position. Poor Parker. The man is alone."
Mark Harmon as Gibbs was the soul of the NCIS franchise. When he finally called it quits after nearly 20 years, I have to admit I wasn't sure how much longer the show could go on. I mean, there has to be a reason for this kind of longevity. All of the spin-offs have now come and gone. NCIS: Hawaii has now ended. NCIS: New Orleans shuttered its doors three years ago now after a mere seven years. The longest-running of the spin-offs was L.A., but even they have gone now after only 10 years. I say only 10 years. For most shows a 10-year run is rarefied air. So how about 22 years and counting? Only Dick Wolf's Law & Order franchise has accomplished more. Yes, Harmon might have been the franchise's soul. But Gary Cole came in and has taken up that slack far better than anyone could have imagined. Now CBS is releasing NCIS The Complete 22nd Season on DVD, and that short run of episodes puts the franchise past the 1000-episode mark. It's an unbelievable run, and it doesn't look like it's close to ending now.
Posted in: The Reel World by Gino Sassani on September 14th, 2025
"It takes a heavy sack to sign up for this contest. I'm not gonna go through the whole rule book, but it boils down to this. If you fall below the speed of three miles per hour, you get your ticket. Walk until there's only one of you left."
Stephen King has been America's most renowned writer for about 50 years. That's a long time to stay on top. He does it by giving audiences something they want but are not always willing to admit that they want. Of course, he's the master of horror, but he doesn't always write specifically about horror. The reason King is able to scare us so well is because he understands the human condition. He has an innate ability to touch our emotions. The truth is that the best of his film adaptations have tended to be the films less related to horror. The Shawshank Redemption remains the best Stephen King film ever made. He returns to the subject of prisons and punishment in The Green Mile. Stand By Me, based on his story The Body, isn't really a horror story at all. It's a coming-of-age story. Still, when we thing of King, we think of horror, and that is part of the reason that several decades ago he decided to write a few stories under the pen name Richard Bachman. I'm not sure we were fooled for very long, and when I got the four-story Richard Bachman collection, I already knew who had written them. I'm not sure if it made a difference, but The Long Walk remains to this day my favorite King tale, and I've read it many times more than any of the other stories he's written.
Posted in: Disc Reviews by Gino Sassani on September 11th, 2025
"I can guarantee your safety ... more or less."
Some things cannot be beat, and they sure as heck can't be repeated. An old vintage cola commercial used to tell us, "Ain't nothing like the real thing, baby." And Jurassic World Rebirth is going to do anything it can for 134 minutes to try and tell you that isn't true, but we know better, don't we? Anyone who has seen the original Jurassic Park has their favorite moments, but one scene has always stood out for me and so many other film fans I've spoken to. When the camera pans to that peaceful swamp pasture and you see tons of dinosaurs walking about without a care in the world. If you didn't know how to react there, Sam Neill as Dr. Grant showed you how. His expression matched ours, and it was a wonderful cinematic moment of magic and wonder. You can never repeat that ever again. No matter how many Jurassic franchise movies or any other dinosaur movies might attempt to bring you that single moment, they never will. And that's OK. There are moments in Jurassic World Rebirth were it is quite obvious that director Gareth Edwards attempts to repeat that moment. He telegraphs it particularly in a scene where we get a wide shot of dinosaurs and we hear that old John Williams theme, and Edwards is pulling hard on our heartstrings. Sorry, Gareth. It didn't happen for anyone there. It's not your fault. You did everything right. But, you see, Steven Spielberg already took us there, and we will never have it again, but truly, man, thanks so much for trying. You did deliver the best of the Jurassic World films and the best franchise film since the original. You're just going to have to settle for that.
Posted in: No Huddle Reviews by Jeremy Butler on August 29th, 2025
“I read somewhere, thou shalt not steal. I think it was in the Bible, "Thou shalt not steal." That's not complicated, is it? But, if you do have a problem with that, you can always take it up with God, or Karl Marx, or the Kardashians, or anyone.”
Unfortunately, even Anthony Hopkins wasn’t enough to elevate this film beyond just an OK watching experience. A remake of a remake, Locked stars Hopkins as well as Bill Skarsgard, who I am convinced struggles with picking good movies to become attached to. Not saying that this is a shining example of those difficulties, but I doubt it will do anything to further his reputation in the industry. The film is a remake of the Argentine film 4x4 (2019), which was previously remade in Brazil as A Jaula (2022). Despite not being in the same room for the bulk of the film, I will say that the two played off one another quite well, which I attributed to both actors having significant stage presence. That aside, the film drew too many parallels to another psychological thriller franchise starring an enigmatic actor whose character had penchant for entrapping individuals who needed to learn a lesson.
Posted in: No Huddle Reviews by Gino Sassani on August 29th, 2025
"My dad used to say, wherever you go, there you are. I guess he was right. No matter how hard you try, or in my case, how far you go, you can't leave it all behind. There is no such thing as a clean slate. They're always there. They're always with you, the stories you've told. Hell, even worse, the ones you never could. This is a story I never tell."
Mark Harmon as Gibbs was the soul of the NCIS franchise. When he finally called it quits after nearly 20 years, I have to admit I wasn't sure how much longer the show could go on. I mean, there has to be a reason for this kind of longevity. All of the spin-offs have now come and gone. NCIS: Hawaii has now ended. NCIS: New Orleans shuttered its doors years ago after a mere seven years. The longest-running of the spin-offs was L.A., but even they have gone now after only 10 years. I say only 10 years. For most shows a 10-year run is rarefied air. So how about 21 years? Only Dick Wolf's Law & Order franchise has accomplished more. Yes, Harmon might have been the franchise's soul, but the show managed to find its footing without him. Of course, Mark Harmon has remained involved in the franchise as a producer, but it looked like we would be going on without Gibbs. At least that's what everyone thought.
Posted in: No Huddle Reviews by Gino Sassani on August 28th, 2025
"I can see the future. It's full of pals helping pals, and being a boss. I'm on the edge of life, and the view is gorgeous."
Andrew DeYoung has actually been around for quite a little while. He's been directing television episodes a short features since around 2008. And so into every working director a feature film must eventually fall. For Andrew DeYoung it turns out to be the self-written feature film for A24, Friendship. He took a pretty safe route, choosing to work with an actor who has shown a pretty similar shade of dark comedy as Tim Robinson, who plays the lead and very tragic figure. If you've seen episodes of The Office, there's a lot of that kind of humor here. Of course it goes off the rails quite beyond anything you might have seen from the show or Tim Robinson. It's a bit of an experimental film, and while it's listed as a comedy, I'm not sure it really fits into that domain. I think the film's uniqueness works both for and against the film. It's not the kind of thing that is going to bring in tons at the box office, streaming platform, or home video market, but on the other hand it's one of the most truly original films I've seen in ages, and I have a little bit of a soft spot when someone can show me something new and experimental without being so "out there" that it leaves you scratching your head. You won't have any trouble understanding what's going on here, and while it might get a laugh or two out of you, it will certainly give you something to think about. It's a dark film at its core, and you have to be willing to take that kind of a ride to enjoy Friendship. If you're coming into this to laugh yourself silly, this one might disappoint.
Posted in: No Huddle Reviews by Gino Sassani on August 25th, 2025
Ultraman is a huge part of Japanese culture and pretty much has been since the original live-action show in 1966. Perhaps Godzilla started the ball rolling, but Ultraman brought us these monsters on a regular basis. In Japan, Ultraman is like our Superman. He’s an iconic hero and a huge part of the pop culture. Since the 60’s he has appeared in many forms, most of them animated. But it is this 1966 series that made a ton of us kids fall in love with him and an entire genre. Yes, there were many from the era: Space Giants featured a giant fighting robot who fought monsters and sometimes converted into a spaceship (yes, before transformers were ever thought of); Johnny Socko had his giant robot; and the list goes on. But it was Ultraman who started it. Eiji Tsuburaya, who created the original Godzilla, formed a new company outside of Toho Pictures. Ultraman was pretty much the first thing out of the new shop.
It started with a series called Ultra Q. It was a popular series in Japan. There was no Ultraman here, but some of the elements of what would be the Science Patrol started there. When it was finished, the staff was approached to create a new show, and fast. But this one needed more action and also something that could be sold to the American markets. That was Ultraman. In some form or another, the character has been around for over 60 years and is still plugging.









