Posted in: 1.33:1 Fullscreen, Disc Reviews, Documentary, Dolby Digital 2.0 (English), DVD by Gino Sassani on May 5th, 2009
I’ve had to watch and review a lot of crap in my nearly decade long life as a reviewer. Usually there’s something good to say about almost anything, no matter how bad the title is. I have officially gotten the absolute worst piece of garbage that has ever arrived on my front door in Hollywood The Dark Side Collection. Honestly, that’s all I have to say…..
Editor’s note: We finally tracked Gino back down and “requested” that he complete this review. We apologize for any delay this might have caused. –Ed.
Posted in: Disc Reviews by David Annandale on May 5th, 2009
Dustin Hoffman is the titular Harvey, a morose jingle composer who, with his job hanging by a thread, arrives in London for his daughter's wedding. He is a complete outsider at the rehearsal dinner, and feels even more cut off when his daughter informs him that she wants her stepfather to give her away. Meanwhile, the scarcely more cheerful Emma Thompson spends her time being set up for disastrous blind dates and being constantly harangued on the phone by her mother. These two losers at the game of love meet, and something blossoms between them.
And that is really about it as far as plot goes. The script is so insubstantial that it threatens to waft away on the first gentle breeze. The film is quite watchable, however, and that is due to the sheer force of its leads. They make the enterprise seem considerably more substantive than it is, their pained expressions conveying worlds to us. The film is at its strongest when it sits back and lets the two banter, and the relationship that develops feels easy and natural. It is all the more disappointing, therefore, that writer/director Joel Hopkins feels it necessary to shoehorn in the obligatory Romantic Comedy Third Act Falling Out by the most contrived and Deus Ex Machina-like of means. This is a turn of events that is a poke in the eye to any viewer who thought his/her intelligence was going to be respected.
Posted in: Disc Reviews by William O'Donnell on May 5th, 2009
Based on actual events at the University of Iowa in 1991 (which I did not know when I began watching), this film follows a young Chinese student named Liu Xing (played by Liu Ye) as he is accepted into a prestigious Cosmology research team based out of a Utah University. While working for a respected Cosmologist named Jake Reiser (played by Aidan Quinn) he makes his own revelations and theories that challenge that of his employer and mentor. This creates an obvious conflict between them which places his dreams of a Nobel Prize, and even just graduating at state if he decides to continue with his own theories and not Reiser's.
The film is sometimes chaptered by Chinese characters, each referring to something in nature, whose profundity is a bit lost on me since they are inconsistently peppered throughout the film and come off as non sequitur since the title and main subject of Dark Matter refers to the unknown parts of the outer universe, not the natural and Earthbound. Letters that Liu Xing sends back to his parents make for far better markers to indicate shifts in the plot and mood. In fact, all of the stylized elements seem to fall flat, such as the aforementioned Chinese characters, musical portions, and CG trips into some sort of dream scape for Liu Xing during points of despair, whereas the film finds its true effectiveness when showing what is actually happening to the characters. The simplest parts to Dark Matter are the most moving.
Posted in: Disc Reviews by Archive Authors on May 4th, 2009
With the gigantic success that the Blue Collar Comedy Tour has accumulated, it was only a matter of time before each one of the comedians received their own HBO or Comedy Central special. Jeff Foxworthy is associated with the “Are you smarter than a 5th grader?” game-show. Larry the Cable guy is showcasing his acting range with box office phenomena (i.e. Witless Protection and Delta Farce). Bill Engvall has struggled to find his niche and seems to be on every sitcom pilot that has come out in the last two years. And then there’s Ron White, if you’re anything like myself, this is your next question, who?
Ron White is a stand up comedian that gained notoriety with his red neck self-deprecating genre of comedy. White did not want to be associated with Blue Collar TV because he was not interested in being typecast as a blue collar comedian. Unfortunately, his routine begs to differ. His set is riddled with low brow humor and a genre of observational comedy. There are still a few laughs and his recounting of his recent drug arrest is well told. However, multiple times throughout the set, his rants feel forced and the result is tiresome. There are similarities between this set and Lewis Black’s newer material. At least Black’s comedic performances take firm political and social stances. Any political or social stances that White takes are buried beneath piles of profanity, ethnic slurs and sexual humor. The high points of this set are when he struggles with his material. White stammers on his own words and laughs it off. The audience gets to see the natural, unforced side of his humor and these are true comedic moments. If low brow, uncouth and foul mouthed comedy is your interest, this DVD is for you.
Posted in: Disc Reviews by Michael Durr on May 4th, 2009
As the times change, so do the plots of movies to stick with the time period. But in the same sense of keeping with the time period, the film usually sticks to an old theme. Take for example, the movie of Incendiary. There is the notion of terrorists, especially after 9/11 and this can show up in quite a few films like this one. However, throw in an old theme, let us say adultery. Then we string them together a plot line of what happens to a mother who has an adulterous affair and something that involves terrorists. Well then you hopefully have a hit movie on your hands. Or a giant waste of time.
A young woman (played by Michelle Williams) is finding it hard to cope with her married life. She has a 4-year old son (again not named but played by Sidney Johnson) and a husband named Lenny (played by Nicholas Gleaves). Her husband Lenny is rarely home since he is part of the bomb squad for the London police department. One day, the woman meets up with a news reporter named Jasper (played by Ewan McGregor) at a local pub.
Posted in: Contests by Gino Sassani on May 4th, 2009
Lionsgate has graciously given us one copy of Frankenhood on DVD to give away.
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Posted in: Disc Reviews by David Annandale on May 4th, 2009
Jean-Louis Trintignant (here dubbed into Italian) is a hard-boiled actor (!). Arriving at a night club to meet the proprietor, he instead finds the man dead, and the luscious Ewa Aulin standing over the corpse, protesting her innocence. Trintingnant believes her, and decides to help her out. The quest for the truth leads them though a series of encounters with various aspects of London nightlife and lowlife, 1967 vintage.
This early Tinto Brass effort is nominally a thriller, though, as he himself points out on the commentary track, the film is only vaguely interested in its thriller aspects. The big influence here is Antonioni's Blow Up, which is name-checked a couple of times. Deadly Sweet has the same kind of meandering plot and love of lingering over various examples of Swinging London counterculture. The other guiding muse is comic book artist Guido Crepax, and Brass mimics comic panels with multiple split screens, shifts between colour and black-and-white, and the like. It is an open question whether all of these games work at a cinematic level, but they are certainly visually interesting. The films is, like so many of its contemporaries, self-indulgent, but in a rather endearing way. For my money, it's a more engaging viewing experience than many of the erotica exercises from the director's mature period.
Posted in: Disc Reviews by Archive Authors on May 2nd, 2009
Posted in: Disc Reviews by William O'Donnell on May 2nd, 2009
This is the second season of this prime time soap opera's fourteen season run. This show is the stories of three couples who all live in the same cul-de-sac, along the second season addition of single temptress Abby Cunnigham (played by Donna Mills), whose role inspires the packaging's amusing tag-line "Abby Cunnigham moves to Knots Landing. Do you know where your husband is?"
The show is a spinoff from the massively popular Dallas, and it contains much the same level of drama peppered with some sassy comedy, leading it to surpass Dallas in ratings for a time. This particular season kicks off with a two part story where one of our Californian cul-de-sac heroes is accused of rape and needs the aid of his lawyer neighbour. From there on we get stories involving the FBI, the mob, and an especially interesting episode where the women of the neighbourhood are held hostage at a baby shower and newcomer Abby uses her seductive powers to aid their escape.
Posted in: Brain Blasters by David Annandale on May 2nd, 2009
Belgian director Fabrice Du Welz burst onto the horror scene in 2004 with Calvaire, an unforgivingly black tale of a young man running afoul of a town whose exclusively male population would make Leatherface blanch and get the hell out of Dodge. A distinctly European concoction, it nevertheless paid tribute to Deliverance and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. It was an attack on the audience as assured as it was original. Now, Du Welz has followed up with Vinyan, which is no less original, no less assured, and stakes out its own identity distinct from its predecessor, while still sharing many of Calvaire's thematic preoccupations. People, I think we have an auteur in our midst.
A vinyan is, in Thai mythology, an angry ghost, the spirit of someone who has died a bad death and cannot make its way to the afterworld, and so remains to cause trouble for the living. A bad death is certainly what the son of Emmanuelle Béart and Rufus Sewell suffered: he was swept away by the Boxing Day tsunami. His parents are still grieving, still in Thailand, and Béart in particular cannot let him go. When, at a charity function, a video of the devastation in Burma is shown, Béart sees an indistinct image of a child that she insists is her son, still alive, sold out of a hospital instead of deceased. Sewell sees nothing of the kind, but agrees, in the face of his wife's implacable obsession, to try to find the child in the film. This means contacting the Triads, as they are the only means of sneaking into Burma. So begins a long journey into Hell.
If Calvaire's touchstone was the survival horror films of the 70s, Vinyan too looks to that decade for inspiration, but its model is very different: Apocalypse Now. In fact, I dare say that it is to that film what Apocalypse Now was to Heart of Darkness: a parallel journey with transplanted events and similar tones and themes. Both films and novel share, along with a nightmare boat odyssey into the jungle, a languorous pace that effectively conveys the enervating atmosphere through which the characters move, a careful attention to the oppressiveness of the jungle, which becomes a character in and of itself. There is also an abyssal loss of hope in all three works. Vinyan even re-creates a number the Coppola film's shots of passing trees. There is also a shared sense of penetrating into a strange, surreal world where nothing is explained and everything is possible. Had Marlon Brando appeared in the midst of the feral children that populate Vinyan's last act, I wouldn't have been a bit surprised.
But this journey into another world, signaled by crossing through barriers of fog and rain, is also one of the things that links Vinyan to Calvaire. While the pace and content of the two films is very different, their horrors both occur in dark forests, and both stories concern themselves with the destructive properties of grief. In Calvaire, innkeeper Jackie Berroyer convinces himself that poor Laurent Lucas is his wife come back to him, a psychosis that the entire town shares. Similarly, Béart refuses absolutely to believe that her son is dead. When presented with a boy who is clearly not her son, there is still a moment where it is clear that is willing to believe that it is. In both films, grief and desire are one and the same. They are creative in a the most terrible sense, distorting reality in toxic ways, and therefore, in the final analysis, utterly destructive. The true name for what they really are, then, is the death drive.
Viewers will find Vinyan a challenge. Even fans of Du Welz's first film might find this too slow. But don't go in expecting a visceral roller coaster. Instead, remember Apocalypse Now, especially in its second, increasingly bizarre half, and regard the work as a doom-laden tone poem, and your patience will be richly rewarded.
Oh, and is there an angry ghost? Not in the traditional supernatural sense. But in terms of psychological effects? Definitely. And there is more than enough of the uncanny to go around in the last act.









