Synopsis
Janie inherits a strip club from her uncle, and is determined to put the club back in the black,notably by getting all her college friends to strut their stuff on the stage. But not everyone wantsher to succeed, notably one conniving stripper who wants to get her hands on the treasuresecreted somewhere on the premises.
Why am I even bothering provided a synopsis for this poor man’s cross betweenShowgirls and Degrassi High? The plot gets us from one silicone-en…anced nudescene to another, but this is one of those moribund efforts that works neither as a legitimate film(it’s too terrible) nor as porn (not explicit enough). A Waste Of Space.
Audio
The actual music score is lively enough, and that’s really all the surround you’re going toget here. There is very little, if any, background sounds during the dialogue scenes. One is givento wonder if the film was recorded on more than one track.
Video
It’s grainy, it’s soft, and the pixelation in the darker scenes is atrocious. On the plus side, thecolours aren’t bad. But you’d really have to be hard up for entertainment to bet watching this.Trust me.
Special Features
This disc is so devoid of features, it doesn’t even have a menu.
Closing Thoughts
What? Are you still reading this? Stop. Stop right now. Go read about something a little bitmore worthwhile.
