Posted in: The Reel World by Jeremy Butler on February 13th, 2022
“It’s simple. You’ll grow a mustache.”
Now here is a movie that the pandemic hit hard. Originally slated for December 2019 release, this Kenneth Branagh directed and starred sequel film is finally coming to theaters after a two-year-and-some-change delay. Branagh reprises his role as director, as well as his role as one of the most famous detectives both fictionally and in the reality, Hercule Poirot. Adapted from another Agatha Christie classic novel, this follow up to the Murder on the Orient Express takes us from the railroad tracks to the Egyptian Nile River, as Poirot once again finds himself in the middle of a murder investigation, where the suspects are aplenty. Just like in the previous film, Branagh is joined by a star-studded cast that includes Gal Gadot, Armie Hammer, Leticia Wright, Annette Benning, Rose Leslie, Russell Brand, and Sophie Okonedo. While there some obvious changes to the source material, such downsizing the number of characters from the book and distributing their attributes to other members of the cast; the story loses none of the quality that made this whodunit tale a classic.
Posted in: No Huddle Reviews by Jeremy Butler on February 11th, 2022
The hunted vs. the hunters. Now here is a premise that has seen its fair share of movies. Ever since Jean Claude Van Dame’s rendition in Hard Target, filmmakers have been coming up with new and sometimes cliches version of the idea of a man being hunted for sport. Personally, I’d rather just get my fix of this idea by reading Richard Connell’s The Most Dangerous Game. It’s just hard to imagine that there is any unique way left to come at this idea. Apex tries, but it falls short of the desired effect. In the case of this film, they bring in action veteran Bruce Willis to serve as the prey. Given his pedigree, you’d expect him to deliver one-liners while dispatching folks in creative manners. He delivers on the one-liners, but as far as the creative kills, he actually isn’t the person doing the most of the damage. In fact, Willis barely rates above a bystander in this film. I suppose it was ambitious to expect Willis to be duking it out like he did back in his Die Hard days; I mean, the man is in his mid-sixties now. However, if he wasn’t going to be the agent of chaos, why even bother putting him in the movie at all?
I suppose the answer to that question is obvious. When it comes to action films, Willis is quite possibly one of the world’s the biggest draws. His record speaks for itself. However, if I may be so bold, I must say that underutilization of him only serves to tarnish said record. For the amount of action, we got from him, they could have put anyone in that role without it doing any damage to the film’s quality. In fact, they have done better to use a less known talent in order to avoid the disappoint that I surely felt.
Posted in: No Huddle Reviews by Gino Sassani on February 11th, 2022
"This wasn't a game of cops and robbers. We were playing for keeps. It boiled down to a duel between me and an unknown fellow waiting up in the rocks or struggling on ahead of me. I never had the slightest doubt that he was there and that I would find him. But I didn't like it. It was all wrong somehow."
John Sturges has directed some of the biggest classics of his era. He became known as a huge action director and knew how to put to together large and powerful ensemble casts. Among his classic films you'd find The Magnificent Seven (1960) with Yule Brynner, Steve McQueen, Charles Bronson, Eli Wallach, and Robert Vaughn. There's Ice Station Zebra (1968) with Rock Hudson, Ernest Borgnine, and Patrick McGoohan. You've likely seen The Great Escape (1963) with Steve McQueen once again on his famous German motorcycle. The film also stars James Garner, Charles Bronson once again, and Jurassic Park's Sir Richard Attenborough. What many fans don't know is that he was also an expert in the 1950's film noir films, and one of the greatest, if lesser known than his action films, is The Capture. The film has almost been lost to time, but thanks to a pretty solid restoration and release by The Film Detective, you know have a chance to see the more artistic and intimate side of John Sturges.
Posted in: Disc Reviews by Gino Sassani on February 8th, 2022
"There's a new superhero in town."
The original Starman was created by Gardner Fox and Jack Burnley back in 1941. Since that time there have been quite a few DC characters who have taken on the mantle of Starman. When DC executive and veteran comics writer/creator was asked to do a series on one of Starman's sidekicks, Pat Dugan and his eventual comic Stars And S.T.R.I.P.E., he was given a directive that he could not use the iconic S.T.R.I.P.E. armor, and that just would have made the series so much weaker. Instead he counter-pitched an idea from the same era of the comics. He pitched the idea of a new Stargirl who would be somewhat based and named after his daughter Courtney, who was tragically killed in a plane crash when she was just 18 years old. He wanted to do something to represent the spirit of his daughter, and the pitch also allowed for the Pat Dugan character to appear without the famous armor. The idea was accepted, and the latest member of the DC television Arrowverse was born. Enter Courtney Whitmore, played by Brec Bassinger, in Stargirl. Warner Brothers delivers that second season in a new Blu-ray release of Stargirl: The Complete Second Season.
Posted in: The Reel World by Gino Sassani on February 7th, 2022
In the 1970's Irwin Allen went from doing campy television science fiction shows like Lost In Space, Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea, and Lost In Space to becoming the king of the disaster movie. From The Poseidon Adventure to The Towering Inferno, Allen brought us to the brink of disaster time and time again. While others have followed in his footsteps, no one has taken that genre to heart as much as Roland Emmerich. Films like Independence Day and The Day After Tomorrow filled our screens with technology that Irwin Allen could only dream about. But Emmerich worked best when he was partnered with Dean Devlin. Since that collaboration ended it appears that Emmerich has been in a kind of a rut. That wouldn't be so bad, because he knows how to put a big budget film together and give us a lot of bang for our buck with milestone f/x and mind-blowing set pieces. But it appears that a lot of that luster has been eclipsed by his latest sci-fi/disaster entry, Moonfall.
Moonfall begins familiarly enough for Emmerich fans with a rather eccentric "professor" who appears to have made a breakthrough discovery. He has learned that the moon's orbit is shrinking and bringing it closer and closer to Earth until eventually it will rain fire and brimstone down on our hapless planet. Of course, no one will believe him, and NASA has stopped taking his calls. Most of the problem is that he has for years been associated with a theory that the moon is actually an ancient alien construct and not a natural celestial body at all. It's the part played on Independence Day by Jeff Goldblum and on Stargate by James Spader. Here he's KC Houseman, played by John Bradley. He eventually gets the attention of washed-up astronaut Brian Harper, played by Patrick Wilson, who experienced something a few years ago on a shuttle mission that no one believes happened. At the heart of both of their problems is a black wave of material that is somehow sentient and a part of this moon structure left over by the little gray guys millions of years ago. Of course, by the time anyone listens to either of them, the real scientists have already discovered the shrinking orbit and have sent a mission to investigate. That goes badly, and eventually it's up to Houseman, Harper, and Harper's once-astronaut partner Jo Fowler, played by Halle Berry, to save the day.
Posted in: The Reel World by Jeremy Butler on February 5th, 2022
Over twenty years ago, we were introduced to a slapstick television series known as Jackass. While the series only ran for three seasons, it was a show like no other, as it featured its cast intentional doing dangerous things and often risking injury and death for our entertainment. It also went on to spawn multiple spin-off series before transiting to the big screen in what is now four movie adaptations. It also introduced the world to the charisma of Johnny Knoxville, who without question was the most fearless and daring member of the cast; on several episodes, we witnessed as he got seriously injured while performing stunts that included getting gored by bulls, shot with tasers, shot from cannons, and contending with professional heavyweight boxers.
And now twenty years later, after seeing Jackass Forever, I can personally attest, and Chris Pontius said it best, “Even after twenty years, we are still doing the same stupid s#$%.” It is literally like for the Jackass crew time has stood still. Now that is normally not a good thing, as change is necessary, but when it comes to this success of this popular franchise, consistency is paramount. Similar to how they used to give you disclaimer at the beginning cautioning you against attempt to replicate any of their stunts, I feel obligated to issue a disclaimer of my own: Warning! While the film is wildly entertaining, a strong stomach is needed to fully enjoy its contents. If you are lacking in that department, it may be best to avoid it.
Posted in: No Huddle Reviews by Brent Lorentson on February 5th, 2022
Superhost is a not-so-flattering social commentary on the youth of today who seem to be driven more by the amount of likes and subscribers they have than the actual human interactions they encounter in the course of a day. Whether it’s Tik Tok, Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, or any number of platforms you can think of, it seems people have just become obsessed with seeking the approval of “followers” instead of taking stock in the friends they have in their “real” social structure. The pandemic, of course, doesn’t help any of this, as it seems every week there is some new dance or challenge people are doing in the name of clicks. Also recently it seems suicides and murder-suicides have been occurring more with these “social media influencers”. Maybe it is just the old man in me coming out, but I look at the social media culture and wonder if man has reached his peak and we are all simply on a steady decline from this point forward.
The rant aside, Superhost is a film that was inevitable, and I’m willing to bet that we’ll be seeing more of these films that seem to want to be a cautionary tale of sorts to those looking for social media popularity, that it comes at a cost to yourself and to others, and in the end you really have nothing to show for it (with the rare exception of those who do monetize their viewership). When we meet Claire (Sara Canning) and Teddy (Osric Chau), they are a somewhat happy couple who have their own travellog, “Superhost”, where they travel around and find new spots for weekend getaways and review them. Lately it seems their fandom has started to fizzle, and they need something that will get their subscribers excited and bring more views to their channel. Immediately it’s kind of hard to sympathize with this couple; after all, they are simply living the dream, right? Stay at posh locations and comment about them; literally that is the extent of the work these two seem to put into this. Teddy wants to use the platform as a way to broadcast his proposal to Claire. It seems sweet, of course, but again we see him using the site as a way to simply over-share with the world.
Posted in: Podcasts by Gino Sassani on February 1st, 2022
Superhost is out on Blu-ray and DVD today from Shudder. A pair of vacation home bloggers find themselves facing sinking numbers, but that's going to be the least of their troubles when they pick the wrong house to review. Osric Chau and Sara Canning star in the new horror film, and I had a chance to talk with Osric about his experiences on the film. Osric Chau also played the lovable Kevin on Supernatural, and now he's appearing here at Upcomingdiscs. Bang it here to listen in on my chat with Osric Chau.
Posted in: No Huddle Reviews by Jeremy Butler on January 28th, 2022
When it comes to Amityville Uprising, it felt like I spent the film’s entire runtime waiting for it to start. I mean, the film literally spent ninety percent of the time building towards the action, which basically took place at the very end of the film. There are sporadic events that occur earlier, but even those don’t start until halfway in. I expect for zombie movies to get the action rolling much sooner than that, but in the case of this film, the plot moves at the pace of a walker in the Walking Dead. That paired with the low production quality, nonexistent character development, and subpar acting makes for a less than enjoyable experience. Granted, I was not expecting box office quality from this production, but I at least hoped that there would be one or two tidbits for me to be able to point to and say that the experience had some good parts. Sadly, that wasn’t the case with this film.
A majority plays out in a police precinct in a small little town in New York. Basically, a nearby chemical explosion at a military facility as caused environmental chaos for the town of Amityville. Specifically, acid rain that kills anyone that comes into contact with it. However, that isn’t where it ends for them, as they are resurrected as horribly disfigured and crazed zombies. In concept, the premise sounds moderately interesting. Granted, zombies are far from a new idea, and it is very difficult to innovate, but in this case, I was at least somewhat interested prior to the film’s viewing. Here is where things fall apart. The film literally spent a majority of its time setting up the acid rain. For the first portion of the film, it was like the idea of the acid rain was an afterthought. Every now and then we’d get a brief scene showing the weather turning, but more time was spent following around the officers of the Amityville station. I’m all for making sure that characters are properly introduced and established so that the audience can become invested in the characters, but it was taken too far here. For nearly twenty minutes, we followed Sgt. Dash around as he delivered everyone’s lunch.
Posted in: No Huddle Reviews by Jeremy Butler on January 25th, 2022
Twenty years ago, he left his hometown of Kiewarra, a farming town in Australia, under a black cloud. His girlfriend was found dead under suspicious circumstances, and all the evidence pointed to him. If it wasn’t for a friend willing to lie for him, he would have ended up in jail. When that same friend’s family is killed in a murder-suicide with all the evidence suggesting that said friend was responsible, he will return to investigate. However, time has not improved the community’s feelings about him, as the people have long memories. Eric Bana stars as federal police detective Aaron Falk in The Dry, a film based on Jane Harper’s 2017 book of the same name. Having been a fan of Eric Bana for some years, I looked for this this opportunity to watch him play detective. While the story does drag at times, I will say that overall, the quality of the storytelling made the experience worthwhile. Rounding out the cast is Genevieve O'Reilly, a fixture in a Star Wars universe, having been involved in multiple Lucas projects to include Revenge of the Sith and Rogue One as well as her voice role as the character in Star Wars Rebel. While this is a bit off topic, it is worth mentioning that O’Reilly will also return to the Lucas’ universe to reprise her role as Mothma in the upcoming series Andor, set to premiere in 2022.
The story unfolds on two fronts, both featuring Bana’s character prominently. In the storyline set in the present, Falk returns to his hometown for the first time in twenty years following the death of his former best friend Luke, who is implicated in a gruesome murder of his wife and oldest child, sparing his newborn before allegedly taking his own life. Years earlier, Luke provided Falk with an alibi that while was widely disbelieved could not be discredited, following the death of their childhood friend. This decades-old favor is what Luke’s parents use to convince Falk to independently investigate in hopes of clearing Luke of the crime. Speaking of this alibi, the second storyline tells the events leading up to the death of Ellie, Falk’s girlfriend, who was found in the river, a suspected homicide victim. Following the death, Falk and his father received endless harassment from the townspeople, specifically Ellie’s father, who holds Falk responsible.








