Posted in: No Huddle Reviews by Jeremy Butler on August 21st, 2020
This film would probably work as a student film production. In its present form as a home media release, it falls short. The Barge People does its best to come off as a suspenseful addition to the horror genre, but in my opinion, it does not accomplish the needed goal: the suspense. The film follows two couples on holiday. It is very clear that each pairing has different ideals: one couple as been together for a while, but is living in the moment not really planning for the future, while the other has their minds set directly in the future. The only thing linking these couples together are the women, who happen to be sisters. It is evident that the men have nothing in common, and that if it were not for their significant others, they would prefer to not know that each other existed. Throw some inbred cannibalistic killers on top of that, and you basically have your movie. Timing was a big reason for me that this movie missed its mark. Perhaps with a few subtle changes, I would have enjoyed it more.
In regards to those changes, one was how long it took to introduced the Barge People. It is a quarter of a way through the movie’s runtime before we get our first peek at these creatures that are the basis for the film. I understand that this time period was intended to provide the audience with insight to the characters (i.e. the couples). Unfortunately, a majority of the characters are one-dimensional, and there is not enough depth to make them really identifiable. For example, the character of Ben was very unlikeable. Granted, that was clearly by design. We were not supposed to like him because he was a snob and had a holier-than-thou attitude. That said, given the amount of time his character occupied, there should have been more to him or an explanation to the attraction between his and the Jade character. Based on what I saw, I did not get the attraction. When it comes to the other couple (Kat and Mark), the connection between the characters is better and more relatable. Their relationship is more loving, especially when Mark is giving Kat encouragement to go for help; the speech about her mom showed what motivated the character, making her the most fleshed-out character of the quartet.
Posted in: Disc Reviews by Brent Lorentson on August 21st, 2020
t’s a bold move when a film wants to compare itself to an 80’s classic like The Goonies. If anything, it more closely resembles the 2007 film Disturbia, and that film borrowed heavily from Alfred Hitchcock’s Rear Window. Had this film stuck closer to the Hitchcock formula, I feel The Wretched could have easily been a stronger film, but the biggest problem the film has is that it tried to be too clever for its own good, and as a result it comes off a bit sloppy and contrived. That doesn’t mean that this is a bad film; in fact it’s a fun late-night romp, but what’s frustrating is seeing how it could have been so much more. While I know there was some buzz for this film earlier in the year, I’m kind of wondering if this buzz was generated by those who had actually seen the film or those who had only seen trailers? The film opens up with a young girl arriving at a house to babysit. It doesn’t take long for her to see that something is wrong at the home, and of course something is definitely going on in the basement. This is our first introduction to the skin-walking, body-modifying witch. These sequences are standard in horror films nowadays and typically set up the film, but in this case it was a waste and ruins the potential mystery of the story that follows. Does it matter that the opening took place 35 years ago? There isn’t even a callback to this incident later in the film, but instead so much is given away. Perhaps this sequence was added due to pressure from the studio or investors, but it was a big mistake.
When the film’s actual story picks up, we meet Ben (John-Paul Howard) who is following the familiar story trope of having to spend the summer with his dad, Liam (Jamison Jones) after getting into trouble back home and is sporting a cast on his arm. Liam isn’t going to let his son relax in the small seaside town; instead he’s putting him to work at the marina. While the actions by Ben’s divorced parents seem to imply he’s this bad, rebellious teen, really Ben just seems like a typical lonely kid who’s dealing with his family’s separation. The marina works as a place to introduce characters, but really it’s all a distraction from what’s happening at the neighbors’ house. Sure, I understand wanting to give your story depth, but the family drama and Bens run-ins with the local spoiled kids just feels like unnecessary fluff that is a tension killer. It’s like horror lesson 101: isolate your protagonist and keep the horror nearby where his life can constantly be in peril; don’t let him be able to just leave whenever. It’s why the character in Rear Window had a cast on his leg; it’s why in Disturbia he had the ankle monitor. Sure, the marina offers Ben the chance to meet his love interest, Mallory (Piper Curda), but obviously there are other ways this could have been done.
Posted in: No Huddle Reviews by Gino Sassani on August 20th, 2020
"It's a family show with cops, not a cop show with a family."
For ten years Blue Bloods has been a staple on CBS, giving Tom Selleck a chance to completely redefine his television career. The once cocky and carefree Magnum P.I. now has established himself as the wise patriarch. It's a transition that a 1970's audience would never have bought. But now he's become a new kind of airwaves icon. The show has also managed to make it through a decade with very little change in the cast, and most of that coming from additions. This season is no exception, as we discover there's been a long-lost member of the Reagan family out there for many years. But there are big changes coming to Blue Bloods. In the real world the police have been villainized by some, and it's becoming an increasingly tougher job to do. For a family so steeped in law enforcement, the show will absolutely have to address these new realities. The second of course is the arrival of a pandemic the likes of which this country or the world has never seen. Productions were shut down and are now only beginning to ramp back up. But the outside world has changed, and it will be interesting, to say the least, to see how this cop family will reflect and respond to these new circumstances. So this is your last chance to see the Reagans like they were before everything changed. The 10th season will mark the end of a different phase of cop show, and you can have it in your own video library. CBS delivers the 10th season of Blue Bloods on DVD, and things will never be the same again for the Reagans or for us.
Posted in: No Huddle Reviews by Gino Sassani on August 19th, 2020
"You're not failing. You just haven't succeeded yet."
If you are at all familiar with the NCIS franchise, you know that the show tends to follow a bit of a formula. Each spinoff has some unique style aspects, but the episodes tend to be relatively self-contained. That means you can start with Season 6 of NCIS: New Orleans and still be able to appreciate most of what's going on. You'll get to know and understand the characters pretty quickly. That's more true of this particular member of the NCIS family than the others. It has had the most cast turnover. By the end of this season there will only be three characters who have been there since the beginning. Compare that to the L.A. version where you'll find over a decade of no lost cast members, and you'll find this one is the easiest to drop in and out of. Unfortunately, that also contributes to the fact it is my least favorite entry in the franchise. And all of that is in spite of the fact that I'm a rather big Scott Bakula fan, having been impressed by both Quantum Leap and his tenure as a Star Trek captain in Enterprise. So while you could certainly enjoy this release on its own, I still recommend you go back and catch up on the first five seasons just to get caught up and maximize your enjoyment. The good news is that we can help you with that. You don't have to wade through 10 years of JAG, 18 years of NCIS, and 11 years of NCIS: L.A., although that might be one heck of a fun binge. Just catch up on the first five seasons of this show and you'll be ready to go. You can check out those reviews here.
Posted in: No Huddle Reviews by Jeremy Butler on August 17th, 2020
I remember this was the one show that I didn’t want to watch growing up. Ironies of ironies, I was not big on scary things when I was younger. Now it is one of my favorite genres. In reference to the original series, there was just something that really scared me about the show growing up. Of course, all it took was a dare from my family to force me to try to overcome that fear. Not sure I ever really overcame the obstacle, as once this revival miniseries came across my docket, I was hit with some of the old feelings that I experienced while watching the original show. It only took the opening sequence to send my daughter out of the room, so I was forced to overcome my childhood fears on my own, while opting to not scar my child. To that end, I must say that age has definitely made me braver, but it may also have more to do with the revitalization of the series, which I found to be more in-depth and intriguing than its original incarnation. This three-part miniseries may have been limited in how far it could go as far as goriness (given that it is a Nickelodeon production), but the storyline more than makes up for that, managing to weave a creative and entertaining web that also includes slight comedy and unique characters.
Part I, Submitted For Approval, of the series sets the stage for the next two episodes as we are introduced to Rachel, a new girl in the town of Sargento. Off the bat, it is clear that she is a bit of a social outcast and has difficulty making friends. She does possess an excellent imagination that catches the attention of the Midnight Society, a group of kids from her school who eventually engage her with the invitation to join their ranks. This comes with a caveat; she must compose an original scary story to share with the group. This task appears to be more grueling than she initially anticipated until she dredges up a being from her nightmares: Mr. Tophat.
Posted in: Disc Reviews by Brent Lorentson on August 12th, 2020
I remember when The Golden Compass came to theaters. I know I saw it because I was a projectionist and had to screen the print, but for the life of me I couldn’t remember anything about the film. Perhaps that’s why that when I first heard about HBO doing a TV series adaption of the beloved book series His Dark Materials that I wasn’t all that thrilled. I’d never read the young adult series, and considering the amount of awful YA film and TV adaptations that have bombarded us for nearly two decades, it too played a role in squashing any excitement I may have had in different circumstances. To be fair, when presented the offer to review the series, the odds were stacked against it, though I do attempt to always give a show or film an unbiased chance when I sit down with it. I feel it’s important I say all this because I want to express just how blindsided I was by this show and its story. Although its target audience with its books may be young adult, by the time the credits of the last episode rolled for its first season I found myself not just engaged with the story, but I had quickly grown attached to these characters and their story in a way I haven’t experienced since perhaps the first season of Stranger Things.
The first episode is a bit of a whirlwind as we are thrown into this world and we meet Lyra (Dafne Keen), a rebellious young girl who was left at Jordan College in Oxford as a baby. In this world everyone has what is called a daemon; it’s an animal/companion that is linked to the individual from birth to death that can take on a variety of forms and will constantly change up to the point the person reaches puberty, and then the daemon will settle on its final form. Lyra’s daemon is Pan (voiced by Kit Conner), who for the most part switches between a white ferret and a fox. These two are inseparable; the daemon basically represents a person’s soul, but in physical form, and as he show progresses we see this can be a complicated and perilous union. Tom Hooper (famously or perhaps infamously connected to the recent adaptation of Cats) helms the first episode and does a decent enough job of creating a world that feels similar to our own but with a flair of Harry Potter. There’s even a dining hall sequence that feels largely inspired from the films.
Posted in: No Huddle Reviews by Gino Sassani on August 11th, 2020
"Life just got complicated."
It sure has. With the world still in the throes of pandemic, it's nice to spend some time catching up on familiar characters and compelling stories. Very few television franchises are as familiar by now as NCIS. CBS brings us the 11th season of the NCIS spin-off: NCIS; Los Angeles to DVD. The series has become one of the most successful spin-off shows in the history of television. Only CSI and the Law & Order franchises have brought more episodes to our television screens, and next season the NCIS franchise will have passed CSI. The truth is, if you go all the way back to the original JAG series, this is hands down the most prolific one-hour series in television history. What is even more amazing is that the NCIS shows continue to be the most-watched franchise in the entire world, a position they have held for over a decade. No one has come close to this kind of television domination. If this collection of episodes is any indication, the ride isn't anywhere near reaching the end. All three shows have been renewed, with NCIS getting a new two-year commitment at CBS. If you haven't already caught up on all of those earlier episodes, you don't necessarily need to do that, but why wouldn't you? You might want to get acquainted with the cast and other aspects of the series. You can at least catch up with the first 10 seasons of NCIS: L.A. Here.
Posted in: Disc Reviews by Gino Sassani on August 7th, 2020
"At least attempt to hide the bias."
Witness the birth of -- actually make that rebirth of --one of the most popular action heroes in literature. Tom Clancy’s Jack Ryan has been a character of many jobs and many faces over the years. Baldwin, Ford, Pine, and Affleck have all stepped into the role of the man who has been a soldier, an analyst, an operative, and a president. What might appear as a clear advantage for this Amazon Prime streaming television show can be just as much a liability. When you throw in the Tom Clancy novels, comic books, and fan fiction, there is a ton of Jack Ryan history that pretty much gives us a story arc from his humble beginnings to extraordinary exploits and wearing the faces of a few good performers. It's a tall order for the series and perhaps an even taller order for actor John Krasinski, who has created a nice little horror franchise with wife Emily Blunt on the side. I don't really have the time or energy to watch streaming shows and films. There's always a backlog here of discs that need to be watched and reviewed, and I've created a rather comfortable viewing experience with my home theatre I call The Reel World. Our motto: Here there be monsters. So last year I had my first experience with this series when Paramount sent the first season on Blu-ray. It was far more of a captivating and compelling series than I expected. Now the second season has reached the Blu-ray home platform format, and while I certainly detect a sophomore slump here, there's still enough interesting drama to keep a fan engaged for another year.
Posted in: No Huddle Reviews by Gino Sassani on August 1st, 2020
"You like when I do the whole cryptic thing."
The 17th season of NCIS certainly ended with just that kind of vibe. The showrunners did a great job of keeping secret that Ziva would show up in the very last frame of the season. Everyone was sure she was dead, and while that's often no reason not to bring back a character in the fantasy genre, it doesn't often work in something like this. It brings up a lot of questions that were not going to be answered for several months. How is she still alive? Why is she here? Is she now a good guy or a bad guy? I'm sure you spent the summer with plenty of questions that didn't get answered for a long time. But it's finally aired, and now the whole story is out for home video as CBS releases the 17th season of NCIS. The team has changed faces over the years. Few of the original members remain, but as long as Mark Harmon remains in the starring role of Gibbs, there's life in this show yet. This season sees no real change in the characters of the show, but it does allow for even more growth for those still on the train. NCIS is about to enter into its 18th season in just a short time. That in itself is a remarkable accomplishment in the days of short attention spans and hundreds of shows to keep that attention. What is more remarkable is that it continues to be the number one drama in the world. What could a series possibly have left to say after 15 years? Apparently, the answer to that question is: a lot. One of the reasons the series has stayed so strong for so long is the cast. And while it has changed considerably over that time, new members are brought in who always seem to fit into that comfortable family that makes up the appeal of the series. This show has become like that ragged, threadbare shirt that you can't quite part with. That sentiment completely comes alive with that long-anticipated arrival of Ziva, played once again by Cote de Pablo. We got that surprising entrance just as last season ended and Ziva shows up in Gibbs' basement. Her new story kicks into high gear as she explains that Gibbs is in danger, and before we really get that reunion we longed for, they are under fire and running for their lives. The three episodes that feature Ziva are pretty much there to give the character a more proper send-off, and it attempts to close her story off with Tony without us seeing Tony in anything but flashbacks. Of course Michael Weatherly is busy with his own show, and if you were hoping for a cameo, that wasn't going to happen. The episodes were some of the highest-rated episodes of any television last year and helped considerably to keep the original NCIS on top all over the world. They are touching episodes, and I think they demonstrated this point of the new characters always being so perfectly chosen to retain the family atmosphere. This episode gives you plenty of moments to reflect on those changes and actually see the past meet the present, and it combines so well. I think you could bring back any of the previous cast and the show would be pretty much the same at its core. That's the secret of the show's longevity.
Posted in: No Huddle Reviews by Gino Sassani on July 30th, 2020
"It's crazy the things that happen at work."
The beginning of 2020 certainly created some crazy things everywhere in the world. A pandemic arrived and shut down productions all over the globe. Films are missing long-anticipated release dates, and most network television shows were forced to close down early to protect their casts and crews. Seasons have been called with whatever episodes were already finished. Most of those shows will continue to shoot those episodes as part of their next season when they are finally able to get back to work. That won't be the case for Hawaii Five-O. Late in this 10th season it was decided the show would wrap it up for good. We got 22 episodes, and they even managed to get out a series finale. If it all feels a little rushed, that's because it was. This wasn't the best year to have to say goodbye, and it certainly adds to the sadness for the show’s participants and fans. Now CBS is offering those final episodes before we all say aloha.









