Posts by Brent Lorentson

What will a parent do to save the life of their dying son?  This is the question that Scott Kane (Drew Fuller) is confronted with in the low-budget action film The Kane Files.  In a desperate race against time, Kane needs to get together the money to pay for his son’s heart transplant, and along the way there are plenty of bullets and plot twists to keep the viewer entertained, but the film lacks any real substance to warrant ever mentioning again.  Though not the most unique plot device for a film, the idea of parents doing whatever it takes to save their children is rich with potential that it frustrates me is never touched upon.

It’s never a good sign when you look up a title of a DVD in your hands and IMDB has no trace of it.  With a little more searching and I found the film but under the title My Dog’s Christmas Miracle, which is only a title that serves the purpose at trying to make a cash grab at suckers with a soft spot for holiday films and talking mutts.  This is one of those films that is somewhat of a rarity, it goes in the so-bad-it’s-good pile. 

Ever since Ralphie May first appeared on Last Comic Standing, it seems his career has exploded and he has become one of the most recognizable comedians of the past decade.  He’s just released his fourth Comedy Central DVD and has done numerous appearances on television talk shows.  The guy simply is a rock star in the comedy world and shows no signs of slowing down as he is doing a US tour throughout the rest of the year.  He’s always come off as a likeable guy,

Three sisters have to come together after the death of their father, and in the process discover they have a half-sister they never knew about, and if they can manage to live together for six months they will receive 4.3 million dollars.  This is the simple setup for this train wreck of a film that claims to be powerful and inspirational but instead comes off as shallow and just painful to watch.  Perhaps I’m not the target audience for this, but really I don’t see how there is anyone out there that could endure the 90-minute running time and have anything good to say about this.

Can someone please explain to me what happened to Val Kilmer?  I can remember the days when he was an A-list celebrity and in some of the highest grossing films of the 90s.  He was the Iceman in Top Gun, Doc Holiday in Tombstone, and he even put on the cape and cowl for Batman Forever.  My point is that at one time the name Val Kilmer actually meant something to a film, but any more it seems he has disappeared into obscurity, and that bothers me.

For over twenty years Patton Oswalt has been working the comedy stand-up circuit, and with his fourth full length album being released on DVD he shows no signs of stopping.  Over the years I’ve found myself becoming a fan of Oswalt’s work.  Most fans may know him from King of Queens and as the voice of Remy in the Pixar film Ratatouille

Back in 2009 comedian Jo Koy had his first comedy central special Don’t Make Him Angry and it made him a comedy star.  I had caught his previous special on comedy central and had seen him do spots on the late night circuit, so I somewhat knew what I was getting into.  I have to say, though, I was more than a little surprised how much he’s improved with time.  Not to say he needed improvement before , but it seems with Lights Out he’s hit his stride and has polished himself, and he simply just knows how to work a room.

To just look at the cover of this DVD you would expect this would be your average run-of-the-mill talking animal kids’ film.  Instead Animals United comes off as a call to arms for children to save the planet before it is too late.  I could say how this movie suffers from having a weak script filled with the same characters we’ve seen from dozens of children’s films before, but that would just be too easy.  Instead I want to praise this film, for while it lacked originality I appreciate the boldness of the message they are trying to send.

When I first got this DVD I really had no idea what to expect.  The title of the stand-up act, That’s How I Dooz It, didn’t inspire much confidence in this comedian I knew nothing about.  Instead of checking him out online and getting a feel for the guy, I decided to risk it and go in with a blank slate; after all, it’s only 60 minutes and can’t be that bad.  So I slid the DVD in the player and got comfy.

Released back in 1982, Treasure Train tries to capture the imagination of kids as Disney had for years but with a much smaller budget.  Helmed by surrealist artist and director Fernano Arrabal, he crafts a film heavy on the power of a child’s imagination and sense of adventure. To be fair I had to give this movie a second viewing not because I liked it but because it was so weird I had to make sure what I saw was real.