Posted in: Disc Reviews by M. W. Phillips on April 10th, 2012
“Don't you ever touch the sacrificial fluids... okey dokey?”
“Okey dokey” indeed; in 1985, director Josh Becker gathered his friends, including Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell, and they shot Thou Shalt Not Kill… Except in Detroit around Campbell’s childhood home. Working with a microscopic budget, they created a tribute to the savage exploitation films of the sixties and seventies, full of bad lighting, crappy sets, leaden acting, cheap makeup gags, horrible dialog, and a certain goofy infectious fun.
Posted in: No Huddle Reviews by Brent Lorentson on April 10th, 2012
Back in 2009 comedian Jo Koy had his first comedy central special Don’t Make Him Angry and it made him a comedy star. I had caught his previous special on comedy central and had seen him do spots on the late night circuit, so I somewhat knew what I was getting into. I have to say, though, I was more than a little surprised how much he’s improved with time. Not to say he needed improvement before , but it seems with Lights Out he’s hit his stride and has polished himself, and he simply just knows how to work a room.
He comes onto the stage, and instead of coming out swinging with joke after joke he engages his audience with stories about his Filipino family and life. A good portion of the show involves the relationship he has with his mother. Whether she’s warning him about “ruppies” being given out at the bar or not helping him find his keys, Koy is able to find the humor in the story and run with it. Some of the stories with his mother seem a bit over the top, especially one revolving around her grabbing his penis, but it is impossible not to laugh at the horror and awkwardness of the story.
Posted in: No Huddle Reviews by Archive Authors on April 10th, 2012
Miramax and Lionsgate have released two film collections starring American actresses who from time to time talk with British accents, Gwyneth Paltrow and Renee Zellweger. Lionsgate is flying high now with the gigantic success of The Hunger Games shooting its stock price through the roof. It’s time to visit the vault and relive some past successes. Renee Zellweger is one of those actresses that is hard to pin down. She seems award-ready coming out of the gate making a great splash in the movie Jerry Maguire. She had already starred in some low-budget films including Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation with college buddy Matthew McConeghy. I mean you can’t get any more low-rent than that and films like Love and a .45. Then she could move to exquisite character pieces like The Whole Wide World and A Price Above Rubies, and she didn’t seem out of place in either milieu. I think she carries that quality throughout her career. She has an ordinary and real quality. Her career seems peppered with variety.
The films in this collection are Bridget Jones’s Diary, Chicago, Cold Mountain, and New In Town.
Posted in: No Huddle Reviews by Archive Authors on April 10th, 2012
Miramax and Lionsgate have released film collections starring American actresses who from time to time talk with British accents, Gwyneth Paltrow and Renee Zellweger. Lionsgate is flying high now with the gigantic success of The Hunger Games shooting its stock price through the roof. It’s time to visit the vault and relive some past successes.
Gwyneth Paltrow had a big early rise to the top and was the golden girl for quite a while, basking in the glory of being Brad Pitts fianceé. It’s been a long time since those days, and now she is spending much of her time being a mom to Chris (Coldplay) Martin’s kids. She also has been doing more and more singing in movies like Country Strong and the TV show Glee. She has even been doing cooking shows with Mario Batali (though there is some controversy about a cookbook she has written).
Posted in: Disc Reviews by Gino Sassani on April 6th, 2012
"In the pantheon of predators, it's one of the greatest discoveries since the T-Rex: a snake 48 feet long, weighing in at 2,500 pounds. Uncovered from a treasure trove of fossils in a Colombian coal mine, this serpent is revealing a lost world of giant creatures. Travel back to the period following the extinction of dinosaurs and encounter this monster predator."
With a title like Titanoboa: Monster Snake you might be expecting the latest huge monster mash-up from Roger Corman or the latest cheap CG creation from the SyFy's Original Movies series. Huge snakes have been common fodder for both of these places. But the monster snake depicted in this film comes to us from The Smithsonian Channel, and this guy really existed.
Posted in: Disc Reviews by Gino Sassani on April 6th, 2012
The Killing began life as a Danish television series. We are used to seeing British shows reinvented for American audiences, but it's rare to find something from Danish television that someone found so compelling they decided to work it for the competitive American television landscape. It's no surprise that such an effort would find its way on cable rather than network television, where boundaries can really be pushed and explored.
AMC is a pretty good choice to land such a show. They've committed to some pretty groundbreaking shows in the few years they have produced original programming. Anyone who has caught an episode of The Living Dead certainly knows what I'm talking about here. The once movie-exclusive network has already proven a willingness to push the boundaries of television. So with all of this boundary pushing you might expect a cutting-edge series that plays out unlike anything in the genre. You would think so, but you'd be pretty disappointed.
Posted in: No Huddle Reviews by Brent Lorentson on April 6th, 2012
To just look at the cover of this DVD you would expect this would be your average run-of-the-mill talking animal kids’ film. Instead Animals United comes off as a call to arms for children to save the planet before it is too late. I could say how this movie suffers from having a weak script filled with the same characters we’ve seen from dozens of children’s films before, but that would just be too easy. Instead I want to praise this film, for while it lacked originality I appreciate the boldness of the message they are trying to send.
The film introduces us to several animals spread out across the globe and how their environment is simply being destroyed around them. There is a polar bear that falls through the ice as the ice shelves crumble around him. A pair of turtles need to flee their home after a tanker crashes spilling oil onto the shores of their island. A kangaroo and Tasmanian devil barely escape a brush fire started from a biker’s disregard for his trash. The main focus of the story revolves around a family of meerkats in desperate need of water after all the water in the savannah has seemed to have dried up. We meet them all in the opening minutes of the film, and already I was depressed and felt the need to recycle more.
Posted in: Disc Reviews by Michael Durr on April 6th, 2012
Review writers like regular authors often have difficult times coming up with beginnings. Personally, I like to use an event from my history or relate some curious fact that parlays into the review. I figure I will be spending eight to ten paragraphs about the actual product, why waste the time and do more. Well today, I am reviewing the Real Adventures of Johnny Quest and let us just say if it was up to me, I would deviate as much from the source as I humanly could. But onto the review I go.
Author’s Note: This is a Warner Archive Disc (or two discs rather). It is supposed to be available on Amazon in addition to the WB Shop but at the time of this writing, it is not (4/6/12). So therefore, if you really want this addition to your Johnny Quest library, go the following address (WBSHOP) to purchase it:
Posted in: Disc Reviews by David Annandale on April 6th, 2012
Roman Polanski's seminal neo-noir finally makes it to Blu-ray. Gino has already handled the previous DVD release, so I'm going to turn the reins over to him for a while, then jump back in.
"Jake Gittes is a Chandler style detective with all of the trappings. From the office to the secretary and the cop friend, Gittes is a cliché. He appears to specialize in tracking down extramarital affairs. When he’s hired to keep an eye on a rich millionaire, the subject turns up dead, and maybe it wasn’t his wife at all who hired him. Gittes now must investigate to save his own hide. His investigation leads him to a corrupt water department taking advantage of a manufactured drought. His client has a dark secret that only complicates Gittes’ efforts.
Posted in: No Huddle Reviews by Brent Lorentson on April 5th, 2012
When I first got this DVD I really had no idea what to expect. The title of the stand-up act, That’s How I Dooz It, didn’t inspire much confidence in this comedian I knew nothing about. Instead of checking him out online and getting a feel for the guy, I decided to risk it and go in with a blank slate; after all, it’s only 60 minutes and can’t be that bad. So I slid the DVD in the player and got comfy.
Right from the start JB Smoove knows how to make an entrance. He comes out with his hip-hop theme That’s How I Dooz It, and he is full of energy as he explains to the crowd how much he loves the song and how it is perfect for nearly every occasion. He goes on to act out a police chase while driving a stagecoach as the theme plays on. His expressions alone were enough to get me laughing from the start. On stage with him is a microphone stand and a metal chair; both are used as props throughout the performance, and it shocks me how many uses one man can find for a chair.