SyFy Channel is at it again, a film about the near end of the world.  With the backlog of disaster films, you would imagine if there ever was an emergency and the world was on the cusp of massive destruction, thankfully there is a film out there to at least give us an outside-the-box theory of how to prevent the end.  After all it’s not as though NASA or the numerous geniuses working in labs in front of computers or telescopes would have any idea about what to do.  It’s always someone nestled in a small town no one has ever heard of, but this resident has the answers to everything.  It’s with this kind of thinking and obsession with disaster films where End of the World wants its viewers.  This isn’t a film that takes itself seriously, but it also is a far cry from being a parody.

Greg Grunberg (Alias and Heroes) plays Owen Stokes, a disaster-film-obsessed owner of a video store.  It’s a small town, so it doesn’t seem as though Netflix or Red Box has made its corporate invasion quite yet.  Selena (Caroline Cave) is Owen’s girlfriend and doesn’t seem too pleased that he’s forgotten her birthday or that he uses the birthdate of his favorite sci-fi writer Dr. Walter Brown to remind him.  But before their argument can get too out of hand, a solar flare hits the Earth sending bursts of blue energy that destroy whatever it comes into contact with.

“If something was to come your way, I mean something so irresistible that you just had to have it, do you think you could sacrifice everything for it and not regret it?”

When it comes to down-on-their-luck men in movies, that “something” could be any number of things. Oh, who am I kidding? It's pretty much always a woman or a large sum of money. In Swerve — a twisty Australian thriller that goes down a number of familiar roads — our hero is tempted by both.

Jeff Dunham has always had a talent for making people laugh. His style of ventriloquism has found its way into millions of homes and probably a billion YouTube views. Of course these standup specials have translated into tons of merchandising potential such as lunchboxes, t-shirts, and even the puppets turned into cute and sometimes furry stuffed dolls. Well, with one of the most beloved characters, Achmed, they decided to do an animated special. Let us see how well it turned out.

Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist (also voiced by Jeff) join us for a little introduction. Jeff asks Achmed who his favorite animated character is. Achmed sheepishly replies Tigger and also Eeyore. But certainly not Piglet, don't be ridiculous. Then Jeff tells Achmed that he can be an animated character too and to make a wish. Out pops Tinker Bubba (yes, that's Jeff too) who can make Achmed intoxicated, I mean animated. Achmed turns animated and that is how the show starts.

It is true what they say, every time you think you are done, you get pulled back in. I had been working on cleaning up my house and trying by any means necessary to get it on the market (42 gallon trash bags are your friend). But the big boss of Upcomingdiscs.com asked if I would like to review the final season of Flashpoint. I looked at my movie spinner and saw nestled between the Flash (the short lived TV series) and Freakazoid Season 1(okay, I'm odd, I get it), the first 5 volumes of Flashpoint. At that point, it was pretty much a done deal.

At the end of the fifth season (or fifth volume if we are being technical), we had arrived at the episode Slow Burn. In this episode, the main story was that an arsonist was at large. The arsonist proceeds to take a fire chief hostage and eventually the criminal gets caught. However, that was certainly not the end of the story as the arsonist actually had a partner working at the fire station. This doesn't go very well as the fire chief takes the partner hostage and the SRU Unit has to negotiate a peaceful settlement.

“One small fact: you are going to die. Despite every effort, no one lives forever.”

The Book Thief is narrated by Death, who opens the film with these sobering words. It is also set in Germany during the years leading up to World War II. On paper, the best-case scenario for this film appears to be “well-executed, watchable downer”, while the worst-case scenario is “do we really need *another* movie about WWII?!” But fans of Aussie author Markus Zusak’s 2005 best-seller know better. The Book Thief uses the silky specter of death to tell a beautifully affecting story that celebrates life.

On a flight from London to Los Angeles, an artifact taken from an ancient, Druidic ritual site is being transported in secret. During this flight a malevolent deity looks to exact revenge on the passengers for the desecration of the site that was used for sacrifices (this bit of information is pretty disposable. Sacrifices just sound better when vaguely referring to a pagan religion in a modern story). Now it's up to a band of 1970s b-listers like Chuck Connors, Buddy Ebsen, Paul Winfield and (lord help us) William Shatner to fight off this killer spirit.


Once in a while a film offers a gift to its reviewers. By describing this film I shall also provide a perfect analogy for the response it gives me. All criticisms I could possibly conjure are written right into the pacing and performances within The Horror at 37,000 Feet...and I thank it for that.

"Greece, that hard and timeless land, where even the stones speak of man's courage, of his endurance, of his glory. And none more eloquently than this lonely pillar in a desolate pass, some 200 miles north of modern Athens. Across the hush of 24 centuries, this is the story of a turning point in history, of a blazing day when 300 Greek warriors fought here to hold with their lives their freedom and ours."

From that introduction you might guess that this is a review of Zack Snyder's 300 or the newly minted follow-up 300: Rise Of An Empire. That guess would be wrong. While 300 might be based on Frank Miller & Lynn Varley's graphic novel, the inspiration for that comic was the 1962 film 300 Spartans, which was, of course based on the famous battle described in both films and the comic book.

Takeshi Kitano is to yakuza films as Robert DeNiro is to American gangster films.  Whether it is in front of or behind the camera, Beat (his stage name) Takeshi has had a long, fruitful career, with many of his successful films like Sonatine. Fireworks, Brother and Outrage delving into the Japanese criminal underworld.  His talents don’t only fall between acting and directing; he’s also worked as editor and writer for many of his films.  He’s an artist whose films have found their way onto US shores, and for those that are fans of yakuza cinema, when a new film by Beat Takeshi comes along, it’s something you simply have to check out.

Beyond Outrage is a follow up to the 2010 release Outrage (this being the only sequel Takeshi has directed).  It’s five years following the events that occurred in the previous film, and the yakuza underworld is in the midst of a struggle over not just what clan is in control, but who is in power within the clans.  Ishihara (Ryo Kase) is the second in command of the Sanno clan; he’s young and power-hungry and believes the clan should be moving in a more modern direction.  Unfortunately the senior members of the clan are more traditional and feel the new direction things are going is not to their benefit.

Tinto Brass is a dirty old man, but I'll get to that later. Tinto Brass directed the film Black Angel in 2002 (when it was called Senso 45), and it is now getting a DVD release. It is an adaptation of the novella Senso, written by Camillo Boito, which was previously filmed by Luchino Visconti. This version takes place in Fascist Italy in 1945. Fascism had been growing in Italy under Benito Mussolini since the early part of the 20th century. It influenced and eventually became intertwined with German Nazism until their mutual destruction in 1945 with the deaths of Hitler and Mussolini within days of each other at the end of April of 1945. Whatever their goals were at the start, they both devolved into depravity and insanity. The goal of Fascism was the subjugation of the individual for the good of the collective state. It was a reaction to Marxism but also merged with the philosophies of Capitalism. It is generally believed that the philosophies of Fascism were further perverted by the opportunistic desires of Mussolini. Domination of the individual was essential to the growth of the totalitarianism of Nazi Germany and Fascist Italy, and that power over the individual corrupts the soul. This leads to the decadent domination of individuals for any purpose.

Tinto Brass is best known for the film Caligula, but he took his name off the film when Penthouse's Bob Guccione took over and inserted hardcore sex scenes and generally botched the editing. Brass's career began when he started working for Federico Fellini and Roberto Rossellini and made hist first solo film in 1963. Ironically, Brass turned to erotica after Caligula because of a subversive desire to undermine censorship of any kind. One of Brass's first major successes was Salon Kitty with Ingrid Thulin and Helmut Berger which has many thematic similarities to Black Angel. They both deal with an ambiguous and amoral Nazi officer. He is clearly influenced by his mentor Rossellini and especially his film Open City. Brass says as much in an interview included in the DVD extras. But Brass never reaches the sublime levels of complexity of his masters Fellini, Visconti or Rossellini. He has settled for pushing the limits of soft core into a higher level. Brass clearly is obsessed with the sexual aspects of what is a very good story. He is so obsessed that he has focused on many of his fetishes above all else. There is some pleasure to be had from this, and it clearly appeals to an audience of adult films, but it is also prurient and indulgent. Another famous film, The Night Porter, dealt with the bizarre sexual obsession between a Nazi officer and his lover with more compelling ambiguity than Black Angel.

Whit (Whitby) Hertford is short, around 5 foot 1. He is the writer and star of Dreamworld. I mention this because he is the little dynamo that drives dreams of greatness. He also plays the depressed and scared little mouse because it is a part he understands. Whitby Hertford was a child actor (Nightmare on Elm Street 5: Dream Child), and he has retained the giant puppy-dog eyes even though now he has five o'clock shadow and a puffy face. He has worked regularly through the years, because clearly he is bitten with the bug. He wants to be a star. If he is going to be a star, he will be an unlikely one. At least he hasn't  gone the way of many child actors. He's not a drug addict, prostitute or convicted felon. He has the look of someone who is dying, though. He has a sad and longing look. The film is all about him, and it seems to be very heavily drawn from real life. The DVD of Dreamworld also includes three short films under the headings of Human Hearts (Long Story Short, Elliot, Tomorrow). They are all unique and interesting in their own right but all driven by an unquenchable longing. The DVD extras also include a Nickelodeon/Adult Swim pitch for an animated series called “Life After Myth”. It is a Sponge Bob Square Pants type show about grouchy and retired creatures like the Easter Bunny, The Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot. That's how Dreamworld begins with Whit (Oliver Hayes) pitching the series to a bored executive. The pitch goes terribly, and Oliver shuffles off not knowing what to do with his life. He whines and complains to his strange friends at an art exhibit. His gay best girlfriend, Jules (Nora Kirkpatrick) gives him an epic pep talk, but Oliver is not gay and is not consoled. Jules is probably six feet tall, so it's funny having her stand next to short little Oliver. Jules is busy anyway making eyes at a girl at the party.

Oliver does meet a girl who is very interested in him. Her name is Lily Blush (Mary Kate Wiles), and she is so interested in him that she practically takes over his life. Lily enchants him and makes him fall in love with her instantly. She is a self-described pixie and is compared in the film to Kate Winslet in the The Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind and Natalie Portman in Garden State. In other words, Lily is kind of a crazy muse and probably really believes it in her own mind. Lily convinces Oliver that she knows someone at Pixar and they should go on a journey together to pitch “Life as Myth”.