Brain Blasters
Posted in Brain Blasters, News and Opinions by David Annandale on June 30th, 2006
Herewith begin my weekly musings on the field of cult movies. As an opener, it would probably behoove me to define exactly what is meant by a “cult movie.” I’m going to be a bit disingenuous here, and provide a definition arguably so nebulous that some might consider it useless. That’s fine. There have been many attempts at this sort of definition, and most founder on specifics once one moves much beyond the “I know one when I see one” type of description often applied to porn. That said, here goes. Generally speakin…
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The Ellen Show – The Complete Series
Posted in Disc Reviews by Gino Sassani on June 29th, 2006
It’s awfully hard for me to imagine why this abysmally failed sitcom is getting a DVD release when there are so many more deserving shows still waiting. The Ellen Show was populated with some of the most cardboard cutout characters I’ve ever seen. What you talkin’ about Willis? Here’s what I’m talking about. The dialogue is simply rattled off one-liners. Jokes so forced they could get past the famous 1985 Bears defensive line like it was merely a speed bump. Not even the usually ingenious work of Martin Mull could save this show.
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Equinox
Posted in Disc Reviews by Archive Authors on June 29th, 2006
Synopsis
Four teens hit the wilderness, looking for a Professor Waterman (celebrated SF/fantasy/horror writer Fritz Leiber in a non-speaking role). The professor is missing, but they find an ancient time that turns out to provide the secrets of life, death, and the demons beyond. Said demons want the book back, and our heroes are attacked by one monster after another.
There are two versions of the film on offer here: the original, titled The Equinox … A Journey into the Supernatural made by a group of monster-loving amateurs (including FX legends-to-be Jim Danforth, Dennis Muren and David Allen) in 1967, and the 1970 theatrical release picked up by producer Jack H. Harris with additional footage shot by Jack Woods (using the same cast). Both versions tell approximately the same story, though there are some significant differences, notably Woods appearing as a demonic park ranger. Either way, though there are plenty of rough edges, the talent of these young filmmakers is pretty evident too, and the special effects are uniformly delightful. And just as this was the effort of young creators influenced by the monster movies of the 50s and Forrest J. Ackerman’s Famous Monsters of Filmland, it in turn has had its own legacy. See, for instance, the exposition scene concerning the evil book, replicated almost exactly in Sam Raimi’s Evil Dead films. Unmissable.
Audio
Criterion is not one to mess about creating dubious stereo remixes, and they have not done so here. The mono is clean and as crisp as one could expect in a film made for $6500.00. The music is surprisingly warm, and though the post-synching is obvious, any such flaws are entirely those of the original film, and not the disc itself.
Video
The original film is much the rougher of the two, for good reason, given that some of the original material has been lost, and the film was hardly in a preservation vault. The theatrical release looks pretty amazing, all things considered, however. There is still some dirt, and visible grain (but this IS a 16 mm effort), but the restoration work is very impressive, and it is hard to imagine that the movie ever looked better than it does now. The colorus are strong, the blacks are great, and there is no edge enhancement.
Special Features
A truly spectacular set of offerings here. Disc 1 had a commentary track for each version of the film. Creators Dennis Muren, Mark McGee and Jim Danforth talk about their version, while the two Jacks Harris and Woods discuss the re-edited version, pointing out where and how and why they made changes. Very informative all around. This disc also has an introduction by the legendary Forrest J. Ackerman.
Disc 2 has interviews with Muren and some of the cast. The rest of the disc is an archival treasure trove. “Monstrous Origins” has outtakes from the film and test footage of the Taurus animation model. “Zorgon: The H-Bomb Beast from Hell” is a 1972 student film shot in Bronson Canyon with some of the Equinox crew. “Equiphemer” is a HUGE collection of production stills, promotional art and articles (some of which include the creators’ very first appearances as letter writers in the pages of FM). The original trailer and two radio spots are also present and correct. I’ve saved what might be the best for last. Two shorts by David Allen are here (accompanied by essays). “The Magic Treasure” is a charming little fairy tale. But the jewel in the crown here is Allen’s Volkswagen commercial that recreates the climax of the original King Kong. This rarity alone would be worth a disc in itself. Its presence here seals the deal. To top everything off, the accompanying booklet is itself filled with essays. Any self-respecting “monster kid” MUST own this package, as this is, essentially, the ultimate home-movie effort. The one that made good.
Closing Thoughts
Never before released on DVD, only spottily available on VHS, this film has, for many monster fans, been too long known only as stills in FM and horror film history books. That it should now appear in such a remarkable edition is a major event.
Special Features List
- Audio Commentaries
- Two Versions of Film
- Outtakes and Tests
- Cast and Director Interviews
- “Zorgon: The H-Bomb Beast from Hell” Short Feature
- “The Magic Treasure” Short Feature
- King Kong Volkswagen Commercial
- Trailer and Radio Spots
- Production Stills
- Promotional Stills
- Articles
- Introduction by Forrest J. Ackerman
- Booklet
Old School Demo
Posted in News and Opinions by Archive Authors on June 29th, 2006
Discussing the old school DVD’s that still sound and look great in the era of Blu-Ray and HD-DVD technology.
I’ve been having a hard time of it lately.
I consider myself an up-to-date guy. I was the first in my group of friends to get a big-screen HDTV and pro-scan DVD player. I love movies, and I love home theater systems. So you’d think that I’d already have a Blu-Ray / HD-DVD player, right?
Wrong.
I don’t know about you, but I’m not too happy with this new wave of …
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Matador, The
Posted in Disc Reviews by Archive Authors on June 28th, 2006
Synopsis
The ironically named Julian Noble (Pierce Brosnan) is a hitman whose lifestyle of promiscuous sex, exotic locales and contract killings is catching up with him. As he approaches meltdown, he runs into Danny Wright (Greg Kinnear), a businessman who has had a long run of bad luck. The two strike up a friendship in Mexico city, and toward the end of their stay there, something happens. Six months later, Noble, on the verge of a nervous breakdown, turns uup on Wright’s doorstep.
If Bro…
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When Stand Up Stood Out
Posted in Disc Reviews by Gino Sassani on June 28th, 2006
Hosted by Boston comic Fran Solomita, When Stand Up Stood Out is a detailed retrospective of the historic comedy boom that took the city by storm from the late 70’s to the early 80’s. You get the impression it was a fun crowd to be with most of the time. From the famous Ding Ho to the Comedy Connection, some of the nation’s biggest names worked out their routines to the local audiences.
The documentary tells its story very simply. With the use of extensive narrative, vintage clips, and countless interviews, you get a rather complete history of the phenomenon.
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Jimi Plays Monterey/Shake! Otis at Monterey
Posted in Disc Reviews by Archive Authors on June 28th, 2006
There was a time when no major groundbreaking events were captured on film. The thing is, it’s sometimes hard to know when something of historical significance is going to occur. Major events such as World War II and the fall of the Berlin wall were planned in advance (so to speak), so it was easy to set-up a camera and capture the event. Spontaneous events, however, were mostly passed over. As technology has progressed, however, it has become easier to capture important and notable moments on the fly. September 11, …
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Charlie’s Angels – The Complete Third Season
Posted in Disc Reviews by Archive Authors on June 28th, 2006
I never saw the appeal of Charlie’s Angels, but in all truthfulness, I never gave it a shot. While I still can’t include myself in the loyal throng of followers, I now respect the kind of show it actually was. The series centers on the unseen Charlie, and his three beautiful lady detectives, who can hold their own both physically and mentally. There is a serious danger with a series such as this to cross over into exploitation, or extreme campiness. From what can be seen in this complete third season DVD relea…
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Legends in Pinstripes
Posted in Disc Reviews by Gino Sassani on June 28th, 2006
I’m a lucky guy. I was able to witness the game of baseball before we all became so jaded. While I wasn’t born early enough to have enjoyed Mantle, The Babe, or Joltin’ Joe, I was fortunate enough to watch the likes of Mike Schmidt. Mike stayed 18 years with one team. He never held out and was always responsible in his public persona. Oh, and he ended up being considered the best 3rd baseman of all time in nearly every millennium poll conducted. It is this experience growing up with Schmitty and his like that make these stories feel much closer to home than younger kids are likely to feel.
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Dare to Play the Game
Posted in Dare to Play the Game, News and Opinions by Michael Durr on June 28th, 2006
Legal briefs, Hot Coffee, Street Fighting, and a Chic. It’s a new column, yeah babyie yeah!
Welcome to Dare to Play the Game. This is the weekly column/blog where we explore the world of gaming from the view of a very demented and emotionally insecure 30 something year old man. But since Tom Cruise is too old and Adam Sessler doesn’t have any time on his hands, you got me, Kedrix. I hope every week to explore a few news stories, do some regular features, get all retro and…
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NCIS – The Complete First Season
Posted in Disc Reviews by Archive Authors on June 27th, 2006
The Naval Criminal Investigative Service is, it seems, the poor cousin to the likes of the FBI and the Secret Service. It doesn’t have all the toys of these other organizations, and appears to have a staff of four (five by the end of the first episode). Mark Harmon heads up the investigative team that delves into mysteries that invariably have a military tone (and thus the stories frequently deal with terrorism and the like).
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Coast Guard, The
Posted in Disc Reviews by Archive Authors on June 27th, 2006
Synopsis
Private Kang (Jan Dong-kun) is a coast guard – i.e. a soldier tasked with watching the South Korean coast for spies from North Korea. He is obsessed with shooting one, even though it is extremely unlikely that he will encounter any. One night, he sees movement and opens fire, killing not a spy, but a teenager having a tryst with his girlfriend. The boy isn’t just shot – he’s riddled with bullets and then blown to pieces with a grenade. No surprise, then, that the girl is traumatized to the p…
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NYPD Blue – The Complete Fourth Season
Posted in Disc Reviews by Gino Sassani on June 27th, 2006
So now we come to the fourth year of NYPD Blue. In the show’s ever-changing look this year was no exception. Most notable is the fact that a new camera operation crew toned down the jumpy camera moves a bit. Style was not sacrificed, but the series is now easier to watch. Smits and Franz are really starting to click now, and we begin to see the special relationship we know will evolve between their characters. This buildup is absolutely necessary for the coming payoff with Simone’s death in later years. Again, several characters came and went, most notably a couple of female detectives.
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Coach – The First Season
Posted in Disc Reviews by Gino Sassani on June 27th, 2006
Coach is one of those shows that never seemed to make a lot of noise. I can’t remember any year it was on that it burned up the ratings or scored many awards. Still, it was the little show that could. It ran for nine seasons, always holding on to a loyal core audience. I’m sure most of the success belongs to the underrated talents of Craig T. Nelson. I’ll admit that this guy just never showed up on my talent radar until his unexpected turn at drama during The District. It was then I learned to appreciate his self-effacing subtle abilities.
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Tristan & Isolde
Posted in Disc Reviews by Archive Authors on June 26th, 2006
Let’s face it. Movies released in January usually aren’t very good. Yes, some of these movies are Oscar hopefuls that are released nation-wide, but only after being released in selected cities to quality for those Oscars. No, we’re talking about stinking piles of crap like Uwe Boll’s Bloodrayne here. Being that January is Hollywood’s cinematic dumping ground, it comes as no surprise that Tristan & Isolde was released during this very same month in 2006.
Delayed for nearly a year, Tristan & …
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About Schmidt
Posted in Disc Reviews by Archive Authors on June 26th, 2006
Jack Nicholson can make a convincing case for being one of the greatest actors of all time. He’s had his share of memorable moments in movies, with quoted lines etched in our brains. It took a while for me to get “You can’t handle the truth!” out of my head. He has also turned in outstanding performances in lesser known movies that have shown his range and dramatic ability. Alternate viewing recommendations to see Jack in action include Hoffa and The Pledge, among a variety of others….In About Schmidt, the follow-up effort by Alexander Payne (Election), Jack strips away the sunglasses, the eyebrow and the devilish grin, puts on 20 pounds, and gives us a performance that some have labeled as career defining.
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Little Manhattan
Posted in Disc Reviews by Archive Authors on June 26th, 2006
Once in awhile, a film comes along that really catches you by surprise. Little Manhattan is one of those films. At first glance, it appears to be an updated take on a coming of age film that warms the cockles of your heart and leaves you smiling, but it’s actually a bit of a romantic comedy that is timeless and memorable.
Written by Jennifer Flackett and directed by Mark Levin, who are a married writing team whose most notable work was Wimbledon, the focus of Little Manhattan is Gabe (Josh Hutcherson, Kicking and Screaming), who also narrates the film.
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Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (Playstation 2)
Posted in Game Reviews by Michael Durr on June 26th, 2006
Opening
Since nobody really plays Playstation portable games (at least nobody that will admit it), Rockstar finally did the smart thing and ported the best selling PSP game ever to the Playstation 2 console. I am happy to report that Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories is here, for the PS2 in all of its greatness with a budget price tag. As one would expect, it has all of the great replayability one would expect from a GTA game, however it has the graphics one would expect from a PSP port too. The …
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Highly Defined – The World of High Definition
Posted in Highly Defined, News and Opinions by Archive Authors on June 26th, 2006
The world of High-Definition is upon us, whether or not the public is ready or aware of it. High-Definition is available in almost every media format now from Televisions to Video Game Consoles and now actual movies. But the true question that lies ahead for the public is, which format do we support? Which format will eventually become BetaMax 2.0? In this new weekly column exclusive to UpcomingDiscs, we’re going to take a further look into every High-Definition as if we were fans cheering from the sideline of a foot…
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Ryna
Posted in Disc Reviews by Archive Authors on June 25th, 2006
I watched Ryna while my wife watched Shopgirl on the TV. And aside from watching Ryna because I thought it was going to be a film about a DVD reviewer whose name is misspelled, there were a lot more differences between the two films. As far as I could tell, Shopirl appeared to be about a girl with Down�s Syndrome who falls in love with her Dad but reconsiders at the end (whoops, my wife tells me that I�ve got it wrong), Ryna is about a girl who tries to rise above being repressed because of her gender.
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About a Boy
Posted in Disc Reviews by Archive Authors on June 25th, 2006
For better or worse, Hugh Grant has carved out a niche in Hollywood as the nervous, awkward, charming, British romantic leading man. He’s tried doing other things, paired with Gene Hackman as the protagonist in the thriller Extreme Measures. But attempts such as these are few and far between, and haven’t seemed to work. For better or worse, he’ll always be the stodgy British guy trying to bed an American chick over the objection of her parents, or some other convoluted romantic comedy plot. To his credit, he has been playing against that stereotype lately, to a lesser degree in Bridget Jones’s Diary, but to a larger scale in About a Boy, recently nominated for a Golden Globe in Comedy.
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Cavern, The
Posted in Disc Reviews by Archive Authors on June 24th, 2006
At the end of the day, The Cavern is an old-school monster movie (of sorts) with some really annoying habits. The shaky camera technique can only take one so far. When a filmmaker tries to use it in place of suspense, it grows old very fast. And when this crew of cave divers enter the mysterious crawlspace of the film’s title, writer-director Olatunde Osunsanmi goes hog wild with every gimmick angle he can think of. The result of such activity is the remnant of a good horror film, which builds mood nicely with…
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Decision Before Dawn
Posted in Disc Reviews by Archive Authors on June 24th, 2006
War movies, in my opinion, are one of the rarities in film, where the most recent pics are usually the best ones. I need only cite films such as Full Metal Jacket, We Were Soldiers, and Saving Private Ryan to argue my cause effectively. But that doesn’t mean all of the older ones were bad. Most were because they took more of a silly ra-ra viewpoint in relation to the reality of war. They didn’t show the nasty details because, in many ways, they were recruiting tools. But Decision Before Dawn> was one earlier work, which took chances with its dramatization.
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Private Resort
Posted in Disc Reviews by Archive Authors on June 24th, 2006
The sad thing about building a strong acting career is one usually has to take on roles better forgotten to get to the pinnacle of success. I’m sure Johnny Depp still has the occasional nightmare of being associated with Private Resort (on an artistic level anyway); and he is about to be reminded of this forgotten-with-good-reason teen sex comedy as Sony debuts it in the digital format just in time for summer. The release Sony offers bills Depp as the main star, and while his role is substantial, the film is m…
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Married With Children – The Complete Fifth Season
Posted in Disc Reviews by Archive Authors on June 24th, 2006
The irreverant, politically incorrect Married With Children returns to DVD, this time in its fifth season, and I first want to say, “It’s about time.” How long has it been? I’ve lost count. All I know is, I better not have to wait this long again. Al, Peg, Kelly, and Bud, return to torment the newly divorced Marcy Rhoades and any other poor sap, who gets in their way. In contrast, life dishes out enough misery to the Bundys to keep us all happy for a very long time. It’s a funny dynamic, which the show plays t…
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