“…I’m packing an ounce of killer shrooms, and there be monsters in need of pummelin’.”

When I first think of how to explain Knights of Badassdom, what comes to mind is that it’s Evil Dead 2 meets LARPing.  The only experience I’ve had with LARPing came in the form of watching Role Models and having to review the documentary Skull World.  What director Joe Lynch (Wrong Turn 2 and actor in Holliston) has done is create a world that invites both fans of role-playing and horror and thrusts them together to create a blood-and-gore-soaked romp filled with laughs and the beautiful fan boy favorite Summer Glau (Firefly and Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles).

“Sometimes a day can be an eternity.”

It’s hard to tell a convincing love story, period. It’s even harder to tell a convincing love story when we’re supposed to believe the two characters fall for each other within the space of a single day. The good news is At Middleton somewhat manages to pull this off in a little over an hour. The bad news is the film is actually 1 hour and 40 minutes long.

Six seasons (and several fictional years) in and Hank Moody (David Duchovny) is still drinking, snorting, womanizing and procrastinating from doing anything productive with his writing. Hank is still riding on the success of his first book and the subsequent money he received after it was adapted into a motion picture. Hank seems like the type of character who is incapable of any personal growth (aside from around his trousers...which is just the kind of joke he'd try to make) but with his daughter wanting to live abroad, which threatens his chances at reuniting with his on-and-off girlfriend, perhaps this season he'll mature.
Right off the bat I should state that I am not a big fan of shows (and movies) that depict self-destructive people who are living incredibly privileged lives while contributing nothing to the creative word they claim to be a part of. I understand that Hollywood is inherently phony, therefore I should not take any of their actions seriously...but it can still be grating. To help emphasize the puffy, fake California life contained in this series, we have the introduction of a woman named Faith as a new love interest for Hank. Faith is a groupie but she calls herself a “muse,” which is a concept borrowed (stolen) from Cameron Crowe's Almost Famous. What could be more frivolous than romanticizing the notion of existing without responsibility, in the forever childlike state of living the rock n roll life without actually making any actual music, just sleeping with the musicians (or now, a has-been writer)? This show has essentially shoehorned in the hooker with a heart of gold tale...but more pretentious.
Speaking of Rock and Roll, there have been frequent nods to rock and metal music peppered throughout this show's history. In previous seasons this could arrive by way of celebrity cameos by the likes of Zakk Wylde and Tommy Lee , or with acoustic covers of 80s metal tunes (this season continues that tradition and I highly suggest you seek out Ryan Adam's version of Iron Maiden's “Wasted Years”), but this season has the most overt references to date. Championing this effort is Tim Minchin as Atticus Fetch, a lazily developed, two-dimensional rockstar stereotype who has hired Hank Moody to compose a rock opera based on his book (what did I say about riding off of that book?). The situation is preposterous but thankfully Tim Minchin is the best possible candidate to bring extra life to the thin writing (seriously, look him up on Youtube, it is a far better use of your time than this series and is the crux of my distraction from finishing this review).

I've spent a while in this review seeming to chastise these characters for being so “fake” and yet this show never set out to be realistic. There is a sequence towards the end of the season where Hank's agent and his former wife are kidnapped, tortured and he is nearly castrated with a pair of hedge trimmers, and yet no police get involved...it is played off as a comic mishap that ends well after they repeatedly taze the unconscious body of their captor. After hearing such an example,you can imagine this show is not aiming for any grounded realism. But my gripe is not truly about “realism,” but with the general sense of uselessness I get from all of the characters (and the many rewards they receive for it). The promiscuity levels run on the same story logic as most pornographic films, in that, any and all situation s can and often will lead to consequence (and disease) free sex.
Saying your cool is a surefire way to expose that fact that you aren't. And Californication is doing just that with its leading characters and his leather coat and cigarette dangling unlit from his lip. His five-o-clock shadow is as manicured as his girlfriends cuticles.  Though the performers are very talented people, this show is soulless.

Baby here again. Yeah, I'm that German Shepherd/Chow mix who runs the security here at Upcomingdiscs. It's my job to see that no one breaks in. I've got a perfect record. Of course, no one said anything about breaking out. But I don't want to talk about that right now. Lately, it seems that every time I come into a room I'm having trouble getting noticed. Gino ends up running around saying the dog's gone. It's doggone this and doggone that. Hey, Gino, I'm right here, for cryin' out loud. The problem is that Mom keeps telling everyone to hold their heads up high. Well, no wonder everyone thinks the dog's gone. Hey guys,  I'm down here. That's what happens when you're under 3 feet tall. But I have a plan for getting noticed, and that spells T R O U B L E.

Come to think about it, getting noticed isn't all it's cracked up to be either. You see there was this Blu-ray case, and it happened to get a few holes in it that just so happen to be about the same size as a couple of my teeth. You Fed Ex/UPS guys know all about those. I'll bet it was you guys who framed me. That's OK. You know where I live. Wait a minute, that didn't come out quite right.

What would you do if you found out that you fathered 533 kids? Better yet, how would you handle that news on top of the news that the children you fathered are petitioning the courts to have your identity revealed? Well, that is the dilemma that Vince Vaughn is faced with in his new comedy Delivery Man. As you can figure out from the funny premise, this is a comedy, but it is not just hapless jokes without any real substance; Delivery Man actually has another side to it, a side that tugs on the heartstrings a bit.

A remake of the French-Canadian film “Starbuck,” (it is also worth mentioning that both films, original and remake, share the same creator, Ken Scott) Delivery Man tells the story of David Wozniak, a truck driver for his family’s butcher shop who has big plans for his life that never quite pan out. Perhaps that is too kind a way of putting it. A better way would be to say that David has been a bit of a disappointment to his girlfriend Emily (Cobie Smulders, How I Met Your Mother) who has just informed him that she’s pregnant, his father who would most likely fire him if he wasn’t related to him, and the family business. Not only that, he owes an immense amount of money to some unsavory characters with a penchant for drowning people who don’t pay their debts.

It’s been quite some time since The Chappelle Show went off the air, and it would appear Comedy Central has finally found its replacement.  I wouldn’t go so far as to say the two shows are on the same par, but what Keegan Michael Key and Jordan Peele bring to the small screen is something that has piqued my interest and shows some potential.  Both Key and Peele got their big break from working on the sketch comedy show MADtv, and it would seem they are taking their talents and what they learned to bring us something that is a little familiar but still fresh and keeps its audience laughing.

Comedy Central now releases Key & Peele as a Season 1 & 2 pack, and here you get more laughs for your buck.

There have been many horror and sci-fi classic anthology series on television over the years. Monsters isn't really one of them. That might sound rather harsh and unkind. The truth is Monsters was the oft-forgotten stepchild of the more popular Tales From The Darkside. That series even scored an anthology feature film with pop star Blondie. Unfortunately, both shows have been lost into obscurity over the years. They have both disappeared from even the local television stations and haven't had much in the way of home video release. All of that is about to change with the release of Monsters The Complete Series from Entertainment One.

While Monsters might not be considered a classic, it does have a significant cult following, and there was more than a little charm to the series. It was like a weekly dose of low-budget schlock, usually staring the biggest names from the B and C celebrity lists. While Tales was more of a horror theme, Monsters featured creatures, of course. Most of these were bad rubber masks or papier mache things that were more monstrous than monsters. There were even a few early computer-generated creatures like a rather well-done giant spider. Many of the creatures of the week were normal people with some slight quirk. Seinfeld and King Of Queens star Jerry Stiller plays an amusing werewolf. Law & Order's Chris Noth plays a hip devil who wants a down-on-her-luck housewife/frustrated writer to pen his memoirs. Creepshow's Fritz Weaver plays an innkeeper with a rather deadly jar of pickles. Curt Lowens plays Death at a retirement home. No makeup or effects required. This episode, like many, revealed the "normal" humans to be the real evil creatures; as Hill Street Blues Veteran George Wallace plays an old fart who is willing to give up other residents' lives to extend his own miserable existence.

Wes Anderson is not quite a real person. He is more of a concept. He is more of a myth or an approximation of reality, much like Citizen Kane was an approximation of the infamous newspaper tycoon William Randolph Hearst. Anderson is real, but has built up a kind of fantasy world around himself. It is full of precisely detailed artifice. His films all have the meticulous perfection of an alternate reality. If the average uninitiated person were exposed to all of Anderson's films, they wouldn't quite know what to make of it. Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, The Life Aquatic, The Royal Tannenbaums, The Fantastic Mr. Fox, The Darjeeling Limited and Moonrise Kingdom all exist somewhere other than the real in some degree. It is a close approximation of reality, but it seems far more precious and rare. They are all fables of a sort. The early films like Bottle Rocket and Rushmore seem a little more normal, but more and more it becomes clear that Wes Anderson is creating a world of his own. This makes him special.

The Grand Budapest Hotel is probably the most grandiose, complex, involved, convoluted, yet simply enjoyable and lighthearted of all his films. One sure sign of the labor of love a Wes Anderson film becomes is to see how many great names that take small but integral parts of the story, and they include Owen Wilson, Bill Murray, Jude Law, Tom Wilkinson, Harvey Keitel, Jeff Goldblum, F. Murray Abraham, Willem Dafoe, Adrien Brody, Tilda Swinton, Edward Norton, Saoirse Ronan, Lea Seydoux, Mathieu Amalric, Bob Balaban and Jason Schwartzman, to name a few. The cast is led ably, one could say brilliantly, by Ralph Fiennes as M.Gustave, the concierge of the Grand Budapest Hotel. The story is intricate with many layers that are unfolded and uncovered as the mystery is unfurled. It is far too elaborate to relay in a simple review. In fact, each and every shot is full of enough information to fill a whole movie on its own. I will try to cover some of the basics.

Jason Bateman was born in 1969. He was working as an actor in 1982 on Little House on the Prairie. Then he went on to Silver Spoons and The Hogan Family (also known as Valerie). His sister, Justine, was doing well on Family Ties. Jason went on to become an adult. He grew up and became well liked on Arrested Development. That is always the hard part in the career of a child actor; making the transition to becoming a successful adult actor. He has been careful with his career, taking good supporting roles in films rather than stupid and unconvincing starring roles. Some of the roles he has done recently include Horrible Bosses (and Horrible Bosses 2), Juno, The Switch, The Kingdom, The Break-up, Hancock, Couples Retreat, Extract, The Change-Up, Paul and Identity Thief. It's a good run which has led up to what he really wants to do: direct.

Bad Words is the first film Jason Bateman has directed. He also stars, but he did that because that's how he gets the movie made. It is, actually, one of his best performances. He had a good director.

When you get a film from Troma to watch, you have to view it differently than you would view just about any other film.  After all, Troma is the VHS and DVD equivalent to the days of Roger Corman and the B-movie fanfare he could travel from one Cineplex to the next.  Troma founder Lloyd Kaufman has been writing and directing B-cinema schlock for 40 years and has managed to make money off it, so for those naysayers out there, keep in mind he still is responsible for The Toxic Avenger as well as Tromeo & Juliet.

With Return to Nuke’em High, Kaufman seems to be taking on his most ambitious project yet.  The film is broken up into two separate volumes, and volume one sets up the epic gross-out satire wonderfully.  The opening sequence narrated by none other than Peter Parker himself (Stan Lee) about the previous events that took place in the 1986 cult classic Class of Nuke’em High.   With the viewer now caught up, we meet Chrissy (Asta Paredes); she hangs with her crew of misfit friends, though she secretly blogs about the health and safety issues going on at the school all while keeping her boyfriend Eugene (Clay von Carlowitz) at bay from his sexual advances.  But the boat gets rocked when rich new girl, Lauren (Catherine Corcoran) arrives and Chrissy sets her vengeful/lustful sights upon her.